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Cadwell
February 6th, 2008, 23:22
I have to give props to Dizle on Dezert rangers for this but it is funny as hell!!

1. Go to Google home page
2. type- find Chuck Norris
3. Hit the I’m feeling lucky button

therail
February 6th, 2008, 23:24
bahahahaha

Big Hock
February 7th, 2008, 00:22
As "Ahnold" says, Das a good one!

zetapsi827
February 7th, 2008, 07:06
/win

i've been warning you guys for a long time now with my sig. now do you get it??

DEZERTSUB
February 7th, 2008, 09:53
Oh my God, you've got to be kidding me?!!?!?!?

this is a serious LOL! (i've never once typed that before)

Shotdsherrif
February 7th, 2008, 12:44
I don't see my favorite ...

Chuck Norris is never late, if he is, time better slow the F*** down

josh909
February 7th, 2008, 13:48
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink!

michael_loomis
February 7th, 2008, 18:04
you last two guys arent typing it correctly im afraid..

type "find chuck norris" not just "chuck norris" ..

then make sure your not drinking anything... lol

HardCharger81
February 7th, 2008, 18:30
Thats awesome

Waldo
February 8th, 2008, 10:04
I like this one...

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

BRINGTHERUCKUS
February 8th, 2008, 11:43
That is awesome!!!!!!

Rocket 450
February 8th, 2008, 19:51
Im a sucker I bite. And now Im LMAO

FASTnSPEEDY
February 8th, 2008, 22:54
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

Too funny.

pappawheely
February 9th, 2008, 01:04
:cool:

SpooNz
February 9th, 2008, 10:19
wow haha thats funny cant stop laughin
hey here is a chuck joke

"chuck norris doesnt get wet water gets chuck norris" :D

michael_loomis
February 9th, 2008, 12:24
you dorks arent typing in "FIND" !!

LOL

SpooNz
February 9th, 2008, 13:22
you dorks arent typing in "FIND" !!

LOL

ive typed in "find" the chuck joke was just one i saw a while back :D

Fourstroker
February 12th, 2008, 11:45
When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push Chuck Norris up he pushes the world down

Chuck Norris' tears can cure Cancer...but Chuck Norris don't cry

Mary Kay
February 12th, 2008, 11:49
could some one please explain to me whats up with the chuck norris thing, because i don't get it:confused:

is it just a man thing????

BRINGTHERUCKUS
February 12th, 2008, 11:53
Man thing mainly and Chuck Norris is a god...

chicken lips the ocho
February 12th, 2008, 11:54
could some one please explain to me whats up with the chuck norris thing, because i don't get it:confused:

is it just a man thing????

:eek: :eek: :eek: delete your comment mary ASAP before chuck comes after you!

Dan McMillin
February 12th, 2008, 14:43
YouTube - Walker told me I have aids

DuaneH
February 12th, 2008, 15:00
OMG!!!:D :D Run before he finds you!! :eek: Thats classic!

FASTnSPEEDY
February 12th, 2008, 17:22
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

dan200
February 17th, 2008, 18:21
could some one please explain to me whats up with the chuck norris thing, because i don't get it:confused:

is it just a man thing????


Sorry, it can't be explained in words...Trying to explain the awesomeness of Chuck Norris is like trying to explain what a roundhouse kick to the face feels like.:D

There is no such thing as an endangered species... Just a list of annimals Chuck Norris allows to live.:D

KELLENC
February 18th, 2008, 15:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjYv2YW6azE

That is the only campaign ad I have ever liked.

Shotdsherrif
February 18th, 2008, 19:06
could some one please explain to me whats up with the chuck norris thing, because i don't get it:confused:

is it just a man thing????

It's all right. Mary Kay does not understand because Chuck Norris has not decided that she should. ;) :D

JB760
February 19th, 2008, 08:38
Stop!!!All this Chuck is watching!!!!

tore up
February 19th, 2008, 13:38
Man thing mainly and Chuck Norris is a god...

Chuck Norris is not "a God" he is god!! :D

Infidel Racing Team
February 19th, 2008, 16:13
Chuck Norris is not "a God" he is god!! :D

I crack everytime people brings Chuck's jokes.....

He used to be my Sensei back in the day when he was not even close to famous. I have always remember him as a bit too fragile, of course I was just a kid, but he never inspired me "super toughness"

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8774/examencintamoradachucknqo5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Here he gave me my 1st Black Belt:

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/215/examencintanegra3copyqj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

DEZERTSUB
February 19th, 2008, 16:18
It's all right. Mary Kay does not understand because Chuck Norris has not decided that she should. ;) :D

That was pretty damn funny I tell you what!:D

michael_loomis
February 19th, 2008, 16:35
I crack everytime people brings Chuck's jokes.....

He used to be my Sensei back in the day when he was not even close to famous. I have always remember him as a bit too fragile, of course I was just a kid, but he never inspired me "super toughness"

yes, but this is BEFORE Walker, Texas Ranger! :)

cool pics by the way! very very cool that chuck liked you enough to not roundhouse kick you in the face to death! I'll bet your parents didnt even have to, well you know, to have you.. Chuck Norris just touched your moms belly while his other hand was on your dads shoulder!

Infidel Racing Team
February 19th, 2008, 19:15
yes, but this is BEFORE Walker, Texas Ranger! :)

cool pics by the way! very very cool that chuck liked you enough to not roundhouse kick you in the face to death! I'll bet your parents didnt even have to, well you know, to have you.. Chuck Norris just touched your moms belly while his other hand was on your dads shoulder!

LOL....

Mary Kay
March 10th, 2008, 18:05
hello boys it's chucky's birthday today ....68 years old!!!!

dan200
March 10th, 2008, 20:58
Last week I saw a guy with a Chuck Norris Portrait tattoo. Below it it said, "Chuck Norris Made Me get this TATTOO

zetapsi827
March 11th, 2008, 08:21
looks like there was a WMD in Iraq after all.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080310/en_nm/iraq_norris_dc;_ylt=Ajf4ERcO_1Bqe7Mq.lEs2cGs0NUE

baja stu
March 11th, 2008, 13:26
They say that this guy could kick Chuck's ass

baja stu
March 11th, 2008, 13:28
Click on this to understand Techno Viking. Its amazing what people will do while on (E).


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1nzEFMjkI4