Hello, my name is "B.J. Titzengolf"

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A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, 'Hello. My name is Carmen.'

'That's a beautiful name,' he replied. 'Is it a family name?'

'No,' she replied. 'Actually I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men.
Therefore, I chose 'Carmen'. What's your name?'

He answered 'B.J. Titzengolf'

PS: Just copy and paste from emails...
I beleive that if we have a section for this, must be this one, my name is... :)