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    You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    It took him 2 chewbones and all weekend in the pool to come up with these... So here are Toby's top picks for the BIG 9 RACE:

    903 Jared Sluder 6:1 Consistency will pay, I was scratching behind my ear on this one
    924 Mike Brown 10:1 Dunno him but if he's related to Shane he's fast!
    920 Kurt Davidson Jr. 5.9:1 I was dragging my butt all over the carpet on this one and realized if I had balls I'd pick Kurt but...
    959 Harley Young 9.5:1 Young pup with a lot to learn and a lot of old dogs in this fight
    987 Nate Himmelrick 4.5:1 100lb and Husky, together again; I'M BRINGING MY PEANUT BUTTER!
    928 Kyle Vizzo 11:1 Sounds like a great F1 drivers name so a bonus -1 = 10:1!
    984 Jorge Ventura 7.5:1 Any relation to the pet detective? I love that movie!
    918 Jeff Smithhart 8.49:1 You know I love you Ralph! Top 5 for sure possible and co-dog has street credit!
    908 Rick Windust 11:1 New name 2 me may win in the dusty sections... win-dust... win in the-dust... never mind...
    992 Giti Gowland* / Bolles 6.5:1 Team Viagra... I'm old too and the race starts late, hope you can stay awake...
    966 Jeff Johnsen 10.1:1 Great Nascar name!
    916 Randy Ward 7.8:1 Should be fast and in the hunt! may be a lucky dog!
    979 Derek Cudda Eugeno 5:1 Can't count out a Eugenio, drive the wedgie! Tail wag bonus!
    909 Eric Ruble 8.5:1 There's a Labradoodle down the street named Ruby, any relation?
    997 Matt Depue 8:1 Will be near the top
    986 Greg Goltz 9.8:1 Greg, watch when you come out the moho, I'm leaving something for ya! PS rubber side down
    996 Jimmy Tranto 4.5:1 "Tranto" sounds Canadian... I heard he just won the Paris to LaIguana 250! If car stays together top 2
    976 Rob Mac Donald So is it FFffffranis,Old man Rob, Robbie or Marquieff: What's the deal? 3:1 fast lap after that who knows...
    968 Michael Goltz????? 8.489:1 You and Ralph hammer it out while I lick myself, but you two leave Greg alone
    951 John Whitlow 990 Matt Creveling 8:5:1 Kaveman is cool, he always pets me!
    949 John Scharf 9.5:1 Dunno know him but Arf, Arf, Arf, Arf are my favorite words!
    914 Christopher Dunne 6:1 Saw Chris at McD's on Hwy 18 Wed, training? Got a ringer so this may play out funny, Harry drivin?
    988 Steve Lang 4.5:1 Lothringer short course wiz; I was scratching that spot all nite but figure he'll be there at the end top 2-3
    944 Jose Morquecho Burquez 11:1 Don't know him but sounds like one of the most interesting men in the world!
    971 Alfonso Cornjo 11:1 New name to me, take me to your leader!

    So missing a few from the pack: Where's that old LV 9 driver guy with that "YIMCO" he's been working on??? CoCo is Smitty's back-up so no Joe Mobile. Peterson? How about all those down south boys and all the Baja cars (cool wraps but how come no Pero's???? maybe an angry Chihuahua...) Bring 'em Amigos! There's a car with a $13k prep (that's a lotta milk bones) no one racing it? Haney and Burns could finagle a ride? Pinky preparing for his 2020 campaign??? How about that white Jimco in SD PK/JR/JK bring it? Where's BBbbbbeans/Kurt Sr/Jacob, they have like 9 cars-only 1 racing and it's the married guy??? FYI you boys know I'll be there begging scraps if your smokin'! Quit sniffing butts you dogs and get them ready: 40 cars is doable, start barking at your homies to get them out there racing!

    Toby

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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    No cats were harmed or dogs humped in the making of these odds. Yes, Toby really picked 'em and just had me type them as he has no opposable digits...
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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    6.5-1...we will take it----we plan to take a red, white and blue pill, washed down with some RACE FUEL Energy Drink, what ever it takes to get it done, I got some new found spirit after Caliente and am ready for the "DARKNESS" of BARSTOOL !

    PS: Stretch says VIAGRA is the last thing I need..............

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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    Quote Originally Posted by oldman dirt View Post
    6.5-1...we will take it----we plan to take a red, white and blue pill, washed down with some RACE FUEL Energy Drink, what ever it takes to get it done, I got some new found spirit after Caliente and am ready for the "DARKNESS" of BARSTOOL !

    PS: Stretch says VIAGRA is the last thing I need..............
    100#/Husky, or Giti FTW, thats a tough one. Sure miss seeing Toby at the races.

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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    Quote Originally Posted by oldman dirt View Post
    6.5-1...we will take it----we plan to take a red, white and blue pill, washed down with some RACE FUEL Energy Drink, what ever it takes to get it done, I got some new found spirit after Caliente and am ready for the "DARKNESS" of BARSTOOL !

    PS: Stretch says VIAGRA is the last thing I need..............
    Giti.. I bought some Depends too..
    tried them on just now and and they fit fine..
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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    What about the Kaveman team 990 Matt Creveling?
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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    Quote Originally Posted by ACME View Post
    It took him 2 chewbones and all weekend in the pool to come up with these... So here are Toby's top picks for the BIG 9 RACE:

    903 Jared Sluder 6:1 Consistency will pay, I was scratching behind my ear on this one
    924 Mike Brown 10:1 Dunno him but if he's related to Shane he's fast!
    920 Kurt Davidson Jr. 5.9:1 I was dragging my butt all over the carpet on this one and realized if I had balls I'd pick Kurt but...
    959 Harley Young 9.5:1 Young pup with a lot to learn and a lot of old dogs in this fight
    987 Nate Himmelrick 4.5:1 100lb and Husky, together again; I'M BRINGING MY PEANUT BUTTER!
    928 Kyle Vizzo 11:1 Sounds like a great F1 drivers name so a bonus -1 = 10:1!
    984 Jorge Ventura 7.5:1 Any relation to the pet detective? I love that movie!
    918 Jeff Smithhart 8.49:1 You know I love you Ralph! Top 5 for sure possible and co-dog has street credit!
    908 Rick Windust 11:1 New name 2 me may win in the dusty sections... win-dust... win in the-dust... never mind...
    992 Giti Gowland* / Bolles 6.5:1 Team Viagra... I'm old too and the race starts late, hope you can stay awake...
    966 Jeff Johnsen 10.1:1 Great Nascar name!
    916 Randy Ward 7.8:1 Should be fast and in the hunt! may be a lucky dog!
    979 Derek Cudda Eugeno 5:1 Can't count out a Eugenio, drive the wedgie! Tail wag bonus!
    909 Eric Ruble 8.5:1 There's a Labradoodle down the street named Ruby, any relation?
    997 Matt Depue 8:1 Will be near the top
    986 Greg Goltz 9.8:1 Greg, watch when you come out the moho, I'm leaving something for ya! PS rubber side down
    996 Jimmy Tranto 4.5:1 "Tranto" sounds Canadian... I heard he just won the Paris to LaIguana 250! If car stays together top 2
    976 Rob Mac Donald So is it FFffffranis,Old man Rob, Robbie or Marquieff: What's the deal? 3:1 fast lap after that who knows...
    968 Michael Goltz????? 8.489:1 You and Ralph hammer it out while I lick myself, but you two leave Greg alone
    951 John Whitlow 990 Matt Creveling 8:5:1 Kaveman is cool, he always pets me!
    949 John Scharf 9.5:1 Dunno know him but Arf, Arf, Arf, Arf are my favorite words!
    914 Christopher Dunne 6:1 Saw Chris at McD's on Hwy 18 Wed, training? Got a ringer so this may play out funny, Harry drivin?
    988 Steve Lang 4.5:1 Lothringer short course wiz; I was scratching that spot all nite but figure he'll be there at the end top 2-3
    944 Jose Morquecho Burquez 11:1 Don't know him but sounds like one of the most interesting men in the world!
    971 Alfonso Cornjo 11:1 New name to me, take me to your leader!

    So missing a few from the pack: Where's that old LV 9 driver guy with that "YIMCO" he's been working on??? CoCo is Smitty's back-up so no Joe Mobile. Peterson? How about all those down south boys and all the Baja cars (cool wraps but how come no Pero's???? maybe an angry Chihuahua...) Bring 'em Amigos! There's a car with a $13k prep (that's a lotta milk bones) no one racing it? Haney and Burns could finagle a ride? Pinky preparing for his 2020 campaign??? How about that white Jimco in SD PK/JR/JK bring it? Where's BBbbbbeans/Kurt Sr/Jacob, they have like 9 cars-only 1 racing and it's the married guy??? FYI you boys know I'll be there begging scraps if your smokin'! Quit sniffing butts you dogs and get them ready: 40 cars is doable, start barking at your homies to get them out there racing!

    Toby
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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    THanks didnt see it hidden in there haha
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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    So everyones happy with the Toby picks?? no boasting, bitching or insulting before the Big Race..
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    Re: You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

    Well I think my odds are too good! Haha

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