You asked for it; TOBY's picks for July...

[oma979]

Where's BBbbbbeans/Kurt Sr/Jacob, they have like 9 cars-only 1 racing and it's the married guy??? FYI you boys know I'll be there begging scraps if your smokin'! Quit sniffing butts you dogs and get them ready: 40 cars is doable, start barking at your homies to get them out there racing!

Toby[/QUOTE]

Sr can't race he's in charge of tri-tip and ice cream.
Jacob would like to race but he loses focus thinking about nachos and pizza.
Beans will be busy running pit Hookah (Nate feel free to stop by we wont tell mom)
That leaves me the married guy racing it.

5.9:1 Odds
Looks like Toby didn't hear about the new MOHR PKG

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[Bolles]

Here is MORE speculation from my own BS:
Fast lap: 996-916 who need to redeem the May race issues and #920 who can pin it for a fast lap too..

Top 6 in no particular order: 988-996-992-990-984-924-903.. will see if I am close on this forecast.. I do know that the top 3 MORE point’s runners got to end up here to stay in the game..Steve 988 can win anywhere, Jimmy 996 has speed but not in the points so he can kick it to win it, Matt 990 knows Barstow well at night and 903 Sluder has won there too..

From the outside to win, place or show: 987 Nate can go super fast and has been out long enough and will hammer it with no fear to make up for all lost time, 976 Rob and Frank in the Trophy 9 just reported by Mr Skin that they will "bring it", 997 with some recent 1600 time could ramp it up as well as 959 Harley who looks fast on his Avatar with a new car to show off too. The Dunn car with Racer X could be a suprise and 979 Eugenio with an HDRA win might show Barstow how its done.

First no show car: #911 Bolles who is liking his Giti ride MORE and MORE..

Best Elvis: Just like the King also from Vegas Corey Torres is rumored again seen by many but unconfirmed heading to the Big Race to kick butt..

Class 9 leading the pack: If the entry’s stay above 20 it does look like one of the top 3 points runners could end up leading a MORE overall too.. push the entries all year and give them a chance!

[KyleMurray]

This will be a great race! Stoked to be watching it out from the sidelines pitting and chasing!... for most of the race..

[EUGENIO_979]

Im already having trouble sleeping for this one. Good Luck to everyone, lets have a fun safe race. Thanks for the wag Toby!

[ACME]

Toby was hanging with his Biatches and had a few rumors he wanted to toss out there to stir the pot! Again no thumbs so I just type what he gives me...

1 week to Linwood DEL TACO!!!! YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!

1) Rumor was the FFFffffab-1 was unable to secure his normal Palmade via his Somalian supplier and may not show? Seems the mix of alpaca sperm and African toad enzymes cannot be legally shipped into this country any longer... Dispell the rumors FFFFfffffranny as you we're my top pick for fast lap!

2) Rumor is Sr. can't race because of a recent street skiing incident? 2nd time I've heard MOHR pkg? Jacob lacks focus??? Bring the other car out!

3) A certain white/black car is prepping today (right on schedule), then testing tonite (right on schedule) and has a shocking new pkg...

4) Nates Mom will be there watching him so no Hookah! Heard he's been testing fast but it eats Duracells... Chris lost weight? Erin coming?

5) M Goltz has also been testing a ton and rumored to have sat in his new sled all weekend "focusing", while G Goltz is still "prepping", battle of the "BROS" will be fun to watch, 50/50 someone is on their lid! When asked who he's rooting for I heard dad picked Nate as the one he likes best...

6) Heard one driver may have issues crossing the border (NV/CA) but hope he makes it; bring Zzyxx!

7) Post Tech will be interesting... Hope Art has lights this time

8) One driver had a leak from his recent trip to Mehico then another leak outta his axle boots, hopefully both have been stopped up...

9) Rumor is they are blading the whole course and workers we're seen late last night removing all the rocks from B-town, supposed to be smooth as glass
by Sat, weather expected in the mid 70's during the day, mid 70's at night with a 2-4mph breeze that will blow opposite of the pits all day/night; also
no "prerunner chase homo's" will be in attendance and the strippers in main will be giving free lap dancers to all banded class 9 participants...

10) I heard Sidekicker is running the comms for Jimmy's pit efforts?

Bonus) Stock Tip: If FFfffffffancis shows Solo will jump Thurs/Fri, buy big!

Best of luck to all the swingers, someone will walk away with bragging rights and a lotta loot on Sat! I'll be in the: Ralph Smithhart/Nate-Bringing Hell with Me/Goltz-BRO's/???? Pit somewhere near uncle Jimmy, bring Milk Bones (watch for land mines)! See ya there!

Toby

[Bolles]

Toby was hanging with his Biatches and had a few rumors he wanted to toss out there to stir the pot! Again no thumbs so I just type what he gives me...

1 week to Linwood DEL TACO!!!! YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!

1) Rumor was the FFFffffab-1 was unable to secure his normal Palmade via his Somalian supplier and may not show? Seems the mix of alpaca sperm and African toad enzymes cannot be legally shipped into this country any longer... Dispell the rumors FFFFfffffranny as you we're my top pick for fast lap!

2) Rumor is Sr. can't race because of a recent street skiing incident? 2nd time I've heard MOHR pkg? Jacob lacks focus??? Bring the other car out!

3) A certain white/black car is prepping today (right on schedule), then testing tonite (right on schedule) and has a shocking new pkg...

4) Nates Mom will be there watching him so no Hookah! Heard he's been testing fast but it eats Duracells... Chris lost weight? Erin coming?

5) M Goltz has also been testing a ton and rumored to have sat in his new sled all weekend "focusing", while G Goltz is still "prepping", battle of the "BROS" will be fun to watch, 50/50 someone is on their lid! When asked who he's rooting for I heard dad picked Nate as the one he likes best...

6) Heard one driver may have issues crossing the border (NV/CA) but hope he makes it; bring Zzyxx!

7) Post Tech will be interesting... Hope Art has lights this time

8) One driver had a leak from his recent trip to Mehico then another leak outta his axle boots, hopefully both have been stopped up...

9) Rumor is they are blading the whole course and workers we're seen late last night removing all the rocks from B-town, supposed to be smooth as glass
by Sat, weather expected in the mid 70's during the day, mid 70's at night with a 2-4mph breeze that will blow opposite of the pits all day/night; also
no "prerunner chase homo's" will be in attendance and the strippers in main will be giving free lap dancers to all banded class 9 participants...

10) I heard Sidekicker is running the comms for Jimmy's pit efforts?

Bonus) Stock Tip: If FFfffffffancis shows Solo will jump Thurs/Fri, buy big!

Best of luck to all the swingers, someone will walk away with bragging rights and a lotta loot on Sat! I'll be in the: Ralph Smithhart/Nate-Bringing Hell with Me/Goltz-BRO's/???? Pit somewhere near uncle Jimmy, bring Milk Bones (watch for land mines)! See ya there!

Toby

Fully embracing the swinger lifestyle I know for a fact one car owner has teamed up with another car owner to double team that ride, and that same guys buddies will be having thier way with his new "winch" in Barstow.. confusing yes, hot no, but crazy no doubt.. look for Ron Thomas and Paul Eddy to be runnign wioth the big dogs at the end of the night.

[mrmatt]

How about a confirmation rumor #9

[tcm glx]

how about a confirmation rumor #9

x2!!!!

[AZ1000]

How about a confirmation rumor #9

Which part, blades, strippers or homo's?

[racer guy 928]

Here is MORE speculation from my own BS:
Fast lap: 996-916 who need to redeem the May race issues and #920 who can pin it for a fast lap too..

Top 6 in no particular order: 988-996-992-990-984-924-903.. will see if I am close on this forecast.. I do know that the top 3 MORE point’s runners got to end up here to stay in the game..Steve 988 can win anywhere, Jimmy 996 has speed but not in the points so he can kick it to win it, Matt 990 knows Barstow well at night and 903 Sluder has won there too..

From the outside to win, place or show: 987 Nate can go super fast and has been out long enough and will hammer it with no fear to make up for all lost time, 976 Rob and Frank in the Trophy 9 just reported by Mr Skin that they will "bring it", 997 with some recent 1600 time could ramp it up as well as 959 Harley who looks fast on his Avatar with a new car to show off too. The Dunn car with Racer X could be a suprise and 979 Eugenio with an HDRA win might show Barstow how its done.

First no show car: #911 Bolles who is liking his Giti ride MORE and MORE..

Best Elvis: Just like the King also from Vegas Corey Torres is rumored again seen by many but unconfirmed heading to the Big Race to kick butt..

Class 9 leading the pack: If the entry’s stay above 20 it does look like one of the top 3 points runners could end up leading a MORE overall too.. push the entries all year and give them a chance!

916 will be fast.