just a joke

[frankh]

A frinend email this to me. thought everyone would enjoy it.



A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of Oregontimberland. There was a large fir tree on one of
the highest points in the acreage. She wanted a good view of the natural
splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the
top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape,
the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her
crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how
she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great
patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if
he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.


The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her,

"Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the
Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove
old-growth timber from a recreational area.
I'm sorry, but I won't be able to help you as they turned me down."

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[14802]

Nice one..Could not be any more true to the fact.

[ShaneR]

Don't stop Frank, keep the jokes coming!

[firedog]

That was GREAT!
Paul

[4oshun12]

Good joke, I remember being in Eureka and being surrounded by those non-showering, yobless folk..............anyways Frank are you the one thats fixing up that F-1 on DesertRides if so, Im jealous