Share your jokes!!!! -- Mature Subject Matter

[DEZERTSUB]

A cannibal was walking through the Amazon jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...

+ Tourist: $5

+ Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+ Fried Explorer: $15.00

+ Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00


The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, "Why such a price difference for the politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of s**t, it takes all morning."

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[DEZERTSUB]

I thought after all the ongoing debates that have gotten out of hand (I took part in many I know I'm sorry ) that we could read some humor and get some laughs.
Look forward to reading some funnies.

[michael_loomis]

great thread.. I'm sure I'll will laughing just as hard as some of the debate threads in no time!

Right now I'm drawing a blank trying to catch up on the OTHER threads before THEY get locked, but i'll be back fo sho!

[200MPHTape]

I'm Irish, so I can say this!
What does a seven course Irish meal consist of?
































































Six pack and a potato!

[chicken lips the ocho]

why did they named the beer XX dos exis?

because every mexican needs a co signer

relax me mexicano

[fathead]

Oldie, but clean...

Duck walks into a bar.
" Can I get a beer" Bartender says "we don't serve ducks here, you need to leave"
Next day, duck walks into same bar, " Can I get a beer" Bartender says "we don't serve ducks here, come in here again, and I'll nail your feet to the floor"
Third day, duck walks into same bar, " Got any nails?" Bartender looks puzzled, " No we don't have any nails"








The duck says " SWEET, Now can I get a beer?"

[tre5]

This guy walks into a bar.

He says, ouch.

[michael_loomis]

Bear walks into a bar, Bartender looks up, "what can I getcha??"

Bear: "Ill Have a...

... beer."

Bartender: "Why the long pause?"

Bear: *lifts paws into the air* "cause, I'm a bear, you idiot!"

[cheap jeep creep]

I'm Irish, so I can say this!
What does a seven course Irish meal consist of?
































































Six pack and a potato!

a six pack? what are you a half breed or what? maybe 2 six packs!! im irish to im ok to say that.

[Tony_Barraza]

Keeping with the "bar" theme...

A horse walks into a bar.
Bartender turns to him and says "Hey guy, why the long face?"