Who Hates Shopping

[baja619]

I found this hilarious.
Please add your funny stories, videos from the internet, and anything else that is funny and fits.

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON’T TAKE ME IF I DON’T WANT TO GO………..
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.
Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men– he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.
Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women– she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.
Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and m ay be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House Wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, ‘Code 3 in House Wares. Get on it right away.’
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asked if t hey could help him he began crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ‘Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!’
And last, but not least.
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here!’
Regards,
Wal-Mart

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[JENN]

That's pretty funny! I absolutely hate to go shopping.... I do it all online because I hate dealing with the parking/people, etc...

[Let's go off roading]

I hate shopping. I did all my christmas shopping online this year. I hate the parking, people, and standing in line. To many people in San Diego.

[MALIBLOC]

I go in and get out in a matter of minutes, she goes in and stay alot longer I dont get it!

[hangten33]

It depends on what you are shopping for. The Internet helps a lot these days!!

[_deleted_]

i love walmart, i just hate the people that shop there.

[XTEENA]

ok that was awesome!! lol I love shopping when I have money

[dezertranger1600]

What I dont get is why the women folk cruise down every aisle 575437854.34 times.
I'm in & out in a matter of minutes...shopping sucks from a guys perspective.......

[Big Hock]

i love walmart, i just hate the people that shop there.

Aw come on, they're hilarious! If you ever get bored, just go to Walmart and look around, you'll be laughing for hours!