LUCHO'S JOURNAL – The BK1 pre-run from hell

[Lucho]

Look forward to being the newcomer in your next pre-run story, hear pre-running with LUCHO is an unfogetable lifetime experience, if given the oportunity I should not miss. I also know some of the current cast and they, I am sure can contribute greatly to such an experience.

So, count me in on the next adventure.

First you'll have to go through an extensive psychological and physical evaluation.
Based on that, we'll go on to the next sets of tests to qualify you for such a trip.
To be sure:
1.) If you're married and want to go with us pre-running, you must tell her you're leaving and don't know when you're coming back and not to ask questions as to where you've been. None of her business.
2.) If you're engaged tell her that "This is the way it's going to be baby almost every weekend during the racing season...so get used to it!"
3.) If you just started dating someone who is really good looking, bring her to the evaluations. Beauty points count for a lot. More points if she brings like friends.
4.) If you just started dating but she is less than a "Venus de Milo," ask her...no tell her, she's got to learn how to change tires in the middle of Bum-F&$#-Egypt, in the heat or in the cold, before she even thinks of asking to come along.
5.) If this is too much for you to grasp, heaven help you. You better think about playing tennis on weekends. Not much brain usage there.

Do you still think you want to come along?

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[rharriman]

Well, let me think, umm....


I definately do not have sufficient supplies of bull**** to maintain a conversation with you but on all other aspects, I am sure I can keep up.

[Lucho]

[QUOTE=rharriman;664033]Well, let me think, umm....


I definately do not have sufficient supplies of bull**** to maintain a conversation with you but on all other aspects, I am sure I can keep up. [/Q

Now you did it. You aced yourself out!

[Waldo]

Always a pleasure to read Lucho.

[Lucho]

Always a pleasure to read Lucho.

Thank you sir, I'll tell him. He's know resting in a padded cell.

[Lucho]

bammn

[Bulldozer]

Another great read Lucho!

[Lucho]

Another great read Lucho!

Thanks...have a great Holiday Season!

[Lucho]

Bam n