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August 11th, 2009, 23:49
#11
Forum Junkie
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!

Originally Posted by
nismogizmo
Thats assault brotha
Thats why you shoot them with real bullets and as the cops are coming get a knife from inside and put it in their hands, their problem solved
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August 11th, 2009 23:49
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August 12th, 2009, 09:13
#12
Familia
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!

Originally Posted by
nismogizmo
Thats assault brotha
Nope.
That is protecting yourself and possesions on private property. 12ga. loaded with rock salt and make sure you hit them while still on your property. Just don't shoot them in the face.
While they are getting rock salt slowly and painfully pulled out of their arse in the ER the doctors and cops will be laughing their arses off and they surely will want to pay for their own shocks from now on.
Here is your line to the cops when they show up.
" I heard a couple of intruders and was affraid for my life. I entered the garage and they charged me with wrenches in hand so I fired.."
Thieves deserve no mercy!
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August 12th, 2009, 10:24
#13
Fresh Blood
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!
so where the shot is you put rock salt in????? damn who ever came up with that lol
70% of what you buy is something to START with.

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August 12th, 2009, 14:41
#14
Straw Man
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!

Originally Posted by
ChromolyKid
Damn brother relax, I didn't hand you a loaded gun and tell you to do it. Have you ever been robbed by anybody with a gun? I have, and I won't be caught without some kind of defense again, that's all. Besides, I didn't say you gotta pull the trigger. Usually the sound of a round being chambered is enough to scare them away.
Totally. If theives hear that and see someone standing there with a shotgun, they're gonna lose interest in the shocks/lights/whatever it was they were trying to steal.

Originally Posted by
coilover88
....BTW, we are Americans now. How can we be one people if we deliberately self-segregate?
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August 12th, 2009, 14:41
#15
Elite
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!

Originally Posted by
KrAzY-Baja

so where the shot is you put rock salt in????? damn who ever came up with that lol
I can't tell if you're serious or not haha
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August 13th, 2009, 00:21
#16
Elite
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!
Well, the nuts on my shock bolts are 1 7/16's, with red loctite and torqued to 300ft/lbs. I think if they can get them off, they probably deserve them. My homeowner's insurance will cover the loss. If I whipped out one of my 12 bores here, I would go to jail for a very, very long time even if you don't fire it. Just pulling it out would be an offence.
Cheers from over here, Cole
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August 13th, 2009, 09:14
#17
Senior
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!

Originally Posted by
la2baja
Nope.
That is protecting yourself and possesions on private property. 12ga. loaded with rock salt and make sure you hit them while still on your property. Just don't shoot them in the face.
While they are getting rock salt slowly and painfully pulled out of their arse in the ER the doctors and cops will be laughing their arses off and they surely will want to pay for their own shocks from now on.
Here is your line to the cops when they show up.
" I heard a couple of intruders and was affraid for my life. I entered the garage and they charged me with wrenches in hand so I fired.."
Thieves deserve no mercy!
And then the bastards sue... I am always reminded of the case in California where the burglar falls through a kitchen skylight onto a knife, survives, and sues the lady who owns the house and wins. Gotta love California...
"...Because Ford didn't take a bailout."
"How is all that Hope and Change working out for you?"
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August 14th, 2009, 10:23
#18
RDC Addicted
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!
this may sound dumb but, this is one of the main reasons why i dont put bypasses on my prerunner.
chris(charlie brown) goes to baja
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August 14th, 2009, 19:26
#19
Ace Mechanic
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!
Use a stud with wheel locks with the taper lathed flat as nuts on both sides. Then Shroud in a tube.
Or do the smart thing, blow holes in them the size of a coffee can, Call 911 "I shot some intruders. Call an ambulance. If they survive I want to press charges on both of them." Then let your lawyer tell them about how you feared for your life. Don't ever fix a crime sceen.... you will go down.

Originally Posted by
Mark_Miller
what a dick


Originally Posted by
TT#54
Dicks.
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August 14th, 2009, 20:21
#20
RDC Addicted
Re: someone tried stealing my shocks!!!