Old timer pranks / shop jokes

[bajafox]

Not much of a shop prank, but at my old company the warehouse workers used to shrink wrap cars

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[Brice]

best shop joke of all time:


press + hammer.

[rharriman]

JB-Weld a quarter to the floor. Gets both customers and co-workers all the time! It's even funnier when the guy that fell for it a week ago comes in and tries to pick it up again!

Had a guy in high school who would stand by the vending machine and if you dropped a quarter he would take it and not give it back, when I had to return to class without having my soda I was kinda pissed so I JB-welded four quarters in front of his locker, drove him crazy, LOL

I was also the science teachers assistant and welded two guys lockers together with magnesium ribbon once, I missed a few days of school after that!!

I was welding once in a confined spaced (inside of a 600 gallon stainless tank) and one of the oldtimers thought it would be funny to hit it with a 10 pound sledge, I have a good sense of humor though and only welded his locker shut and superglued the keyhole the pad lock on it also!!

[Ryan B]

best shop joke of all time:


press + hammer.

what is press + hammer??

[Baja4Autism]

One of my favorites is the ketchup or mayo packets under the porta-crapper seat! Fold them in half and tape them to the bottom. Guys go in and hit the seat with a little treat shot onto the back of their legs.

Vaseline on wiper blades is also nice on a rainy day.

Carefully crack the top off of a glass vile stink bomb and strategically place it in someone's car, as they drive off it tips over and lets loose that foul odor.

Take a loaf of bread and crumble it up and scatter it all over the roof of your victims car, works especially well in areas where a lot of sea gulls are present.

One I heard about, but have yet to try......

If you have access to someone's cell phone change the contact names around. They'll think they're calling one person, but get another. I would not advise switching a married man's wife and girlfriends numbers around though!!!!

And for those gay porn tricks.....

Get the subscription card, choose "Bill Me Later", fill out your buddy's address and mail away! Just understand that this seemingly silly joke can actually be considered mail fraud.

[DP Racing]

not really a joke but pretty funny. i used to work with a guy who was deathly afraid of ANY bug. he'd play pranks on us all the time i.e. fart in the filler neck of a diesel tank while you're welding a baffold back in, get done welding and toss the hot tig rod at you, kill the cockroaches with brake cleaner to watch them run fast. he found the source of the roaches on day and decided to dispatch the cleaner again. 100's of roaches swarmed him while he screamed like a little girl. got him the next day with one under his hood.

[Brice]

what is press + hammer??

someone is pressing in or out balljoints, bearings, ect. walk up behind them and bang the hammer on something metal. LOL

[Ol' Curmudgeon]

Most all my posts, YOU have to figure out which!

[Shaggy]

One of my favorites is the ketchup or mayo packets under the porta-crapper seat! Fold them in half and tape them to the bottom. Guys go in and hit the seat with a little treat shot onto the back of their legs.

Vaseline on wiper blades is also nice on a rainy day.

Carefully crack the top off of a glass vile stink bomb and strategically place it in someone's car, as they drive off it tips over and lets loose that foul odor.

Take a loaf of bread and crumble it up and scatter it all over the roof of your victims car, works especially well in areas where a lot of sea gulls are present.

One I heard about, but have yet to try......

If you have access to someone's cell phone change the contact names around. They'll think they're calling one person, but get another. I would not advise switching a married man's wife and girlfriends numbers around though!!!!
And for those gay porn tricks.....

Get the subscription card, choose "Bill Me Later", fill out your buddy's address and mail away! Just understand that this seemingly silly joke can actually be considered mail fraud.

Change it to different language

[loufish]

getting the apprentice to get under a cummins/cat and help push out a wet sleeve , without draining the water jacket

Had that one done to me...My Supervisor who set me up laughed his **BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME****BAN ME** off on that one....