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Thread: What to do on an airplane....

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    Cynical A**hole Mike @ pit b's Avatar
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    What to do on an airplane....

    What to do on an airplane when you are seated next to a real jerk:
    1. Take out your laptop.
    2. Slowly open your laptop.
    3. Turn it on.
    4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.
    5. Open your internet browser.
    6 Close your eyes for a few moments, open them and then look up to the
    sky, or the heavens if you will.
    7. Breathe deeply and open this site:

    http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
    Don't bother me. I'm wasting potential.
    Life's a grave, dig it.

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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Hahahahaha. That is so effed up!

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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Now thats funny! I think i will load that website on all the new i-pads at the apple store!
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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Quote Originally Posted by OffroadExit
    Now thats funny! I think i will load that website on all the new i-pads at the apple store!
    Bahahahahaha!!

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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Wow... how fast do you think the Air Marshalls will tackle you??
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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Quote Originally Posted by michael_loomis View Post
    Wow... how fast do you think the Air Marshalls will tackle you??
    I would say by the time that thing hits 58:43:24
    WTAR

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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Man that is great.................rep
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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Quote Originally Posted by michael_loomis View Post
    Wow... how fast do you think the Air Marshalls will tackle you??
    The air marshals wont make it to you in time to save you from the person sitting next to you killing you lol

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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Quote Originally Posted by michael_loomis View Post
    Wow... how fast do you think the Air Marshalls will tackle you??
    I have a friend that's one. I'll ask him.
    Don't bother me. I'm wasting potential.
    Life's a grave, dig it.

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    Re: What to do on an airplane....

    Might have to do this next week.
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    i'll simmer down when you stop talkin' through a paper ass whole. i hate teddy bears.
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    Work harder....

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