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Old November 11th, 2009, 23:59   #51
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and acetelyne bombs small size hahah.
make one and give the new guy a heart attack.

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Old November 12th, 2009, 08:24   #52
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sneak up and lightly tickle ya buddie's hair with a filler rod while he's tig'n , he'll end up swingin his arms everywhere getting pi$$ed at the fly thats annoyin him

getting the apprentice to get under a cummins/cat and help push out a wet sleeve , without draining the water jacket
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Tape gay porn pictures to the passingers side of a co-workers car, make sure he parked to were he doesn't have to walk by to get in. The tricky part is getting the gay porn, thats were the new guy comes in!
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and acetelyne bombs small size hahah.
make one and give the new guy a heart attack.


Many years ago, I had a couple of employees get the idea of pulling a prank on some new welders I hired. I saw that they were filling plastic trash bags with acetylene and I warned them to watch out for static electricity. Low and behold, a few minutes later the bombs went off in their faces, burning off all their facial hair. It was funny as hell watching them walk around the shop for weeks shamed, that they did not have eyebrows, mustaches or bangs anymore.
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Old November 12th, 2009, 18:52   #55
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Many years ago, I had a couple of employees get the idea of pulling a prank on some new welders I hired. I saw that they were filling plastic trash bags with acetylene and I warned them to watch out for static electricity. Low and behold, a few minutes later the bombs went off in their faces, burning off all their facial hair. It was funny as hell watching them walk around the shop for weeks shamed, that they did not have eyebrows, mustaches or bangs anymore.

Ha Ha Ha, I had a couple of friends that were filling up a 55 gallon trash bag with a big Rosebud tip. No eyebrows, no hair about half way back on their head, and no eardrums either.
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Old November 12th, 2009, 19:17   #56
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i like to just turn off the air hose
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Old November 12th, 2009, 20:01   #57
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heres a funny one i have seen done for the guy that spends too much time in the crapper. put baby power along the outside of the door while hes in there and spray it all in there with a air hose. he will come out like a white powered donut haha
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Old November 12th, 2009, 20:07   #58
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heres a funny one i have seen done for the guy that spends too much time in the crapper. put baby power along the outside of the door while hes in there and spray it all in there with a air hose. he will come out like a white powered donut haha
short burst of dry chemical fire extinguisher will do the same...and it is dang funny...careful not to choke them out though.
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Old November 12th, 2009, 21:40   #59
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Driver complains the horn on this truck is not loud enough, gets ignored.
Add second horn, under dash.
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