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Discussion in 'Whatever - General Discussion' started by JEFFRPM, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. JEFFRPM

    JEFFRPM Non Sugar Coated

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    I just finished a wake for a good of mine he like myself was [is] a little rough around the edges he bought a coffin in 1984 removed the guts and used it for a beer cooler at party’s for the last 27 years the dam thing held 15 cases of beer we just buried the guy in it. unknown to any of us he had already bought a tombstone the thing said besides birth/ death name etc it said “I DID IT MY WAY” this got me to thinking what would you put on your headstone? Myself I’d put “second place is the first looser” what say you guys?
     
  2. FlyHiFlyLo

    FlyHiFlyLo Ace Mechanic

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    Here lies Fly.
     
  3. NicksTrix

    NicksTrix Well-Known Member

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    maybe : "i told you i wasn't feeling well"
     
  4. M_Solms

    M_Solms Well-Known Member

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  5. wheeli

    wheeli Funny Guy from the North, eh

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    ''Do it in the Dirt''

    '' Can you here me now''

    ''Here lies Mr Drake'' stepped on the gas instead of the brake
     
  6. DOG ON

    DOG ON RDC's illegal immigrant

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    Here is mine....Can it be that I am calling the mods out from another dimension?

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  7. MARXICO

    MARXICO Active Member

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    It’s better to be a has been, than a never been at all
     
  8. Ramsey_ElWardani

    Ramsey_ElWardani Ironman

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    I'm not dead yet!
     
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    JRod _WRP_

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  10. fishd00d

    fishd00d What A Joke

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    "Go F*** yourself"
     
  11. klaus

    klaus Administrator

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    cremation and I wouldn't waste anyones time and resources on a headstone.
     
  12. 200MPHTape

    200MPHTape Well-Known Member

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    Same here, cut me loose in a wind storm in the desert!
     
  13. ErikIrvine

    ErikIrvine Member

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    Oh come on Fish, you know yours would be "WAJ"
     
  14. baja619

    baja619 Well-Known Member

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    "Both thorn and thistles it should bring forth, for us. For out of the ground we were taken for the dust we are, and to the dust we shall return."
     
  15. Score 44

    Score 44 <font color="DarkOrchid">Think Strange</font>

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  16. fishd00d

    fishd00d What A Joke

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    True lol

    On Robby Gordons its just going to say "Kiss My Ass"
     
  17. OldStroppeTeam

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    Cowboy Reincarnation by Wallace McRae

    "What does Reincarnation mean?"
    A cowpoke asked his friend.
    His pal replied, "It happens when
    Yer life has reached its end.
    They comb yer hair, and warsh yer neck,
    And clean yer fingernails,
    And lay you in a padded box
    Away from life's travails."

    "The box and you goes in a hole,
    That's been dug into the ground.
    Reincarnation starts in when
    Yore planted 'neath a mound.
    Them clods melt down, just like yer box,
    And you who is inside.
    And then yore just beginnin' on
    Yer transformation ride."

    "In a while, the grass'll grow
    Upon yer rendered mound.
    Till some day on yer moldered grave
    A lonely flower is found.
    And say a hoss should wander by
    And graze upon this flower
    That once wuz you, but now's become
    Yer vegetative bower."

    "The posy that the hoss done ate
    Up, with his other feed,
    Makes bone, and fat, and muscle
    Essential to the steed,
    But some is left that he can't use
    And so it passes through,
    And finally lays upon the ground
    This thing, that once wuz you."

    "Then say, by chance, I wanders by
    And sees this upon the ground,
    And I ponders, and I wonders at,
    This object that I found.
    I thinks of reincarnation,
    Of life and death, and such,
    And come away concludin': 'Slim,
    You ain't changed, all that much
     

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