Robby Gordon RC Traxxas Hummer Caption Contest
January 25, 2013 by
Curtis Guise
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Good luck everyone, the contest is closed now and we will announce a winner this week!
Race-dezert.com and Traxxas teamed up to give away one of the new Robby Gordon Speed Energy Hummer RC cars. Comment on this post with your caption for the photo below for a chance to win. The contest ends this Monday and the RDC crew will pick the winner shortly after.
We will pick among those comments with the highest thumbs-ups next to them.
Good luck!
Comment in this post with your caption for a chance to win!
Win this Traxxas RC Hummer!
“im up against that thing over there…. Its a mini for crying out loud!”
Hey Look! It’s Nasser on the outside! It’s OK to quit 2 years in a row.
Here Mini, Mini, Mini!
Monster….!!!!
“Hey, did you fart? Yeeeaahhh you did hehehehe”
Im a little tea pot
“ha ha ha, i passed him……and him……and him……and that Bugly……oh and i think we flipped him the bird…”
Lol! You Over There! You can beat your A$$ we are coming back next year to Kick Some A$$!
LOVE
Hey Stephane, pull my finger.
Hey you, you owe my 5 bucks I told you Nasser would dnf again!!!
No,No You Da Man !!!
Monster doesn’t make your mini look bigger
Haha. Peter Hansel just tripped on his Mini.
“hey can you grab me a Red Bull?”
” I see Mark Miller over ther. Ask him how his Dakar went.”
I’m the Off Road King!!!
Look at how cute the mini and bugly look together!
Peter to people like the show, look at all these cameras haha
Hey Peter your going down this year! I’m going to run you over with my Bad Boy Hummer!!
Hey I remember you , you and Todd fixed my truck near Bahia de Los Angeles after I launched my truck into a large cactus and blew out all my Carbon Fiber power steering lines, Brake lines, and air line shifter and promised you all the braided line you need or better yet a Traxxas R/C Car !
With my TOYO TIRES & SPEED ENERGY DRINK I said I would be the 1st one to cross finish line”……
So you took that picture of my truck upside down! LMAO
“I’m here to beat that little mini bit#@”
Hey, I got this mini stuck in my tailpipe, I couldn’t stop laughing at how small it is.
I beat You, and you, and oh ya i used to race with Monster, but Mines Better…haha
Those cars aren’t race cars,there grocery getters for old farts
hummmm!!! I need one to fix Da..Kar….
Kiss my ass! We will destroy the minis next year!
“Speed Energy+Traxxas+Robby Gordon= Unstoppable!”
“There’s the guy who told me to GasOn over the dune where we rolled”
Look over there…it’s a bird…it’s a plane, no its Traxxas RC Hummer!
Hey Peter Hansel come on I will wait you in Baja 1000. taste it!!! you with your Mini , and me only my Traxxas RC Hummer.. you will eat powder
When i win this rally next year, right over there is where i will be doing victory dounts. You can take that to the bank!!!
Is this Hansel Peters MiMiMi Mini? No this is Speeeeeeeeeeed
“I’m a little teapot short and stout this is my hummer and ill tell you what it’s all about ” lol
“Let me tell you a little story about SST the greatest thing since doritos locos taco’s!!”
“Haha, you’re the one that made the dune on Stage 4 steeper, just for me? Hahahaha, no Speed Energy for you……”
Hey! tell that Mini there is a compact parking spot open over there
I scare you by eating dunes one at a time!!!
“Hey, I can see a tire deflation valve in the side of your manifold from here!”
You sir need some speed energy and toyo tires then we can race
American Muscle for the Dakar Huscle.
you call that a drink !!!!!!
Christy Schroeder via Speed Energy Drink
Nothing more beautiful than seeing this orange Hummer leading the field,wherever it is in the world,with Robby Gordon,the most talented racer on this earth,at the wheel.
“See…..hahaha…..I told you Nasser wasn’t going to finish”
After this I’m headed to Parker, and monsters on the menu.
“hey you over there, ya you!! buy the traxxas RG hummer. it can rool multiple times with no damage and when it gets stuck and you kick the #$%* out of it like i do, it will no longer be stuck and still undamaged!?!?!?”
“Hey you…Save me a piece of that Corn for later”
The bathroom is over there, next to Peterhansel.
YOU! with the Monster can..OUT!! can’t you read? It says SPEED ENERGY on the Hummer.
“Right over there is where I yard sailed off a dune onto the lid”
You get one egg and, before you know it, you’ve got chickens there.. and there.. and buggies there… and girl cars there… and there
I’m coming back next year, stronger and better! I’ll take that trophy and your little mini too!!!!
Hey you, in the Mini! I know what your thinking. Yes, I am the world famous Robby Gordon and you don’t have a chance.
HEY MACARENA!!!!!
“Oh, you’re looking for the guy who didn’t build, doesn’t own and can’t fix his race car? Yeah he’s over there. No not Nasser, he owns the team, but is better at quitting. I’m talking about Peterhansel next to that girl’s car.”
Hey! Miller, where’s my autographed copy of Dash?
See you in Parker next week, lets see how tough you and your Mini’s are in the USA
i’m trying not to laugh but is that the mini over there?
HEY…Is that one of those MINI things…When do the clowns come out! I LOVE CLOWNS. Nassar you in there?
We’re hoping to carry some of this momentum to the Tubawater 4.25 backyard challenge in Parker this year.
quisiera este espectacular auto ….en especial por ser de robby gordon ….aguante el hammer y tambien robby gordon !!!!!!
“Next question from the reporter in the back. Oh sorry, Nasser. Didn’t realize that was you.”
hahaha… YOU want some of ME??
Yeahh see those guys over there…I’ve got them covered!
hey i want the head lines to read “Robby Gordon American Rebel”
Am I fast? yeah, just ask that little whimpy French guy
“Hey” tell youre momma i’ll be there in a bit , running a little late!!! chow,chow
hey peterhansel i see you over there playing with my new new Traxxas rc Hummer
You, over there, you think thats funny? I just fired Kellon for laughing at me. #AnotherNavigatorAnotherYear
Hey look its those French assholes…. Yeah I beat them! Next year I am going to kick thier asses and win the whole DAKAR! EAT MY DUST FRENCH!
they might call peter over there mr dakar…well my pops is BAJA BOB!!! see you guys in 2014
I just want it for its body mmmm
haha See you next year Mini Monster, Better have some SPEED cause I’ll be back!
See, over there behind you, thats where the dunes are that are going to blow this race for me. And another total surprise, I will admit I blew it, and not blame anybody else.
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!
HAHA Check out Mark Miller
Hey look at all those mini rc cars.. O wait those are their race cars..
Look at Peter,and his mini
Those drivers need to drink some SPEED to keep up with me!
Look at peter next next to his girls car.
Badges? we don’t need no stinking badges!
Look at Peter next to his girls car
Hey, look. There goes Nasser headed home – AGAIN!
I’m a little tea cup short and stout..here is my handle here is my spout!
Hey, is that Mark Miller over there?
Hey everybody I just Found Waldo! There you are i see you! Best Day ever
You don’t know who I am?…don’t make me laugh!
Hey look, other cars are finally coming in.
You sir, can suck on my mic!
“All I wanted was that trophy right there, I wanted to win Dakar!”
“I eat Mini’s for breakfast. This guy knows what I am talking about.”
You guys watch this…” Hey Nasser! Go pack your bags and I’ll take you to the airport. I’ll drive…”
there he goes! the guys that one this years traxxas rc hummer.
“Face it, Love me or hate me, I’m going to give you a damn good show and drive the wheels off it.”
Robby Gordon
there he goes! the guy that won this year caption comment for the traxxas hummer.
“can you believe they cancelled stages for Pepe le Pew over there cause it rained?! Haha!!”
look over there at all the losing drivers . my hummers the best.
That’s cute, he thinks that Mini will beat my trophy truck in the Baja 1000.
Found’em! Thats Waldo right there.
“look, one of jefferies car finally made it to the finish, on a tow truck”
hey you,peterhansel want to take gretal for a ride in my hummer..ha ha
Viva la France!!!!! hahahahaha!!! just kidding!!!
Hey PeterTonto!! see you next year!!!
“Hey! I know that dude, he tried to drive one of my Hummers last year.”
That’s where the Robby Gordon Speed Energy Hummer will be next year in the Dakar 2014, on the podium in 1st place!
“I don’t know ask my wife she’s over there”
Ha Ha Ha Nasser you won’t even make it half way in that Buggly!…..Again.
Hey, wise guy, let’s see YOU man up & try it!
Robby Gordon excelente adrenalina pura y extrema, como speed energy drink!
Robby Gordon and extreme excellent pure adrenaline, as speed energy drink!
Hey, you, ya won the contest last year…get the hell outta here!
.. check out my “mic”..
See, if my restrictor was bigger than my finger I coulda powered through that dune back there on day one and blipped the throttle so I didnt go ass over tea kettle on day five.
Ain’t nobody gonna tell me how to win the Dakar! Especially you.
Yeah I know Burger king is behind me. But what is on that corner over there? HaHaHa these guys don’t understand a lick of English.
Hey you, save me a piece of the corn.
You save some of that corn for me eh!
“That guy right their with the Qatar sticker on his car……. HE SUCKS!! HAHAHAHAHA”
Hey trophy girl… There’s two b’s in ROBBY….
HEY Peterhansel your fly’s down hahaha!
Hey Nasser, next year you can drive my Traxxas RC Hummer and atleast finish the Dakar!
“So these Frenchy’s kept saying i was just like Lance Armstrong saying Im cheating them too, and I was like no way man cause they’re both still down there!”
If my Hummer went as well as the Traxxas one I’d have five Dakar wins by now
Mr. race official, I have a complaint…..Nasser stole my finisher pins out of the Hummer.
Redbull? That’s so 90′s!
“Aey Wise Guy, so you think you coulda done better?”
nascar is that way we are racing real cars here
Eeehhhhhhh Now Thats BUGLY
“Face it, Love me or hate me, I’m going to give you a damn good show and drive the wheels off it.”
Robby Gordon
Hey, Is that Peterhansel leaving with my girl friend?
Hey! That’s my Traxxas RC Hummer, I won’t trade it for your Llama!
And Nasser cried ” wee wee wee all the home….”
“Ya’ Peter I got you, Ha-Ha-Ha….!!! I placed your trophy in the front seat of my Hummer.
Next time, I will hit that dune at an angle and with some speed. I don’t know what I was thinking.
Awe, comeon, you know I look just as good upside down.
“Oh No you didn’t”
“Yes sir, I eat dirt and fart dust!” excuse me . . . “Hey you in the back!!!” I need more cowbell!!!
Yes you over there ya im number ONE!!!
“see that guy over there, he can still kiss my ass”
Call me Jeff again, and the business end of your camera is goin up your ass!!!
“Didn’t I see you in my rear view mirror?”
“Yeah, we rolled over right there… and there…. oh and here too.”
I was doing front flips over the mini and got carried away…
Tell yo momma I said, ” Heyyyyyy!”
Hey Nasser, I finished and you didnt! neener neener.
Hey peterhansel, your cars not the only thing thats “mini” buddy !!!!
HEY NASSER! na na na na, hey hey hey, Gooooddddbyyyyyyeeeeeeee
Hey look, Nasser’s over there loading up. Enjoy watching me race the second half of the Dakar like last year!!!
hey walker is that you?
Hey you in the back….. you to shut up!
See with a little more *SPEED* this Hummers gunna kick your asses next year.
“there by the mini, thats the man who kissed my ass…”
Doughnuts are played out. Now I’m into front flips.
“Hey….if that’s my 5 hours over there….can I get it back?
Ha ha I told you i would smoked you Nasser in your bugglly
I’m a little tea pot. Short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout.
Hey Robby! Is that a mic or are you just happy to see me?
“Damn! That’s a cold ass honkey.”
-Ha, I Bet You Thought My Tire Inflation System Was Gonna Help Me Win This One -
Hey SNOOKI put down the WHOPPER and lets go for a ride.
Hey look,there goes my Dakar career with my NASCAR career!
hey look guys peterhansel addeded some flowers to his girl car , I mean mini cooper
……Yeah, im gonna try and jump that there ramp….i do it every year….
Just keeping it on the down low, next year even better = Geiser + Hummer TEAM
I will win Dakar next year, bet on it! Off to win Parker.
Funny guy,…. NO the Traxxas Hummer doesn’t have a built in flipping device..next question please.
Whoever can hold it the longest and not lift is the winner….minis are for girls….you need SPEED to win…Lol, Robby your the true American Rebel..xoxo
hey Joe if your going to Burger King Get me a whopper value meal with a Dr. Pepper
“Look at the girl in the MINI”
F-You, F-You, F-You, Your COOL, F-U………I’m OUT!!!!
I want you for the the Speed Energy American Rebel Dakar team!!!
Hey guys, that’s not the only thing mini in that Mini Cooper
(Burger King behind) Hey Peterhansel, go buy Nassar a wham burger and some French cries!
And then I told that guy(Peterhansel) , my hummer s**t one of those minis last night!
you guys wana race parker?
Already been Dakar tested too . Robby had 1 with him and drove it around the desert during off-time .
” Ha I uh don’t have time for that question. You! Next…”
ok thats a good one back there… uhh im still going to disney land!
Haha renecap ShouldntCheat!!!!!!
Listen, it’s better to loose the anchor than the whole ship big boy ha ha ha!
“Look here comes 2nd place”
“Is that PISTOL PETE, I thought he was banned from here too!”
no really, pull my finger
“You there!! Yes…you…with the big tits!…Victory sex…NOW”
You’re right! i will kick every bodies ass next year!
ONLY YOU can prevent the french from winning DAKAR!
hey you little kid back there you wanna be my teamate for next dakar you will be better than nasser
Hey is that you nasser well last year you was my teamate now I can say that you and your buggly can kiss my ass !!
The only thing Traxxas could not scale down was my skill, can you handle it?
That’s funny! I thought you guys knew! 2012 was my final practice run at Dakar. 2013 is when we are really going to try!
Next question…. Yes you with the furry nose
Saying,,,”Ha HA HA,,,,,Yaah next question please” while thinking (Ha HA HA YA I would like to kick your ASS)
You in the back, You, Yes you O hey Nassir Get your ” Buggy ” off the Rocks yet? Oh thats cute..
si! that means yes!
Even my balls are big enough to codrive this one..
Two tubby blokes on a bike can never catch me!
Fast is good Speed is better!
“Hey….if that’s my 5 hours over there….can I get it back?
It’s not often when he goes off roading in South America, but when he does, thousands line the course to cheer him on and they call it the Dakar!
Hey you in the back ……hope ur prepared to see tail lights cuz this me and the speed energy trucks never get to see any of those !
REPORTER: So if Mini’s are for girls… and you just got beat by a Mini…. Does that kinda mean… you got beat by a girl?
ROBBY: Ah..Ha Ha… Yeah good one…Hilarious…….. ass hole.
Ya actully I could have on a tighter driving Suit!
Hey guys, Look at Nasser’s ugly buggy!!!!!
lol…Good one back there…”NO…..the Traxxas RC Hummer is not equipped with a self roll over Mechanism” next question please.
I bet you can’t guess what is going to coming out of my mouth next…Ok ok I’ll tell you…TROPHY TRUCK. I use it like the F’word…A LOT!
Hey you Nasser, I sent you my Dakar shirt with the BULL and the Monster eating my dust!! you’re the one that bailed not me so a deal is a deal and wear it.
Robby Gordon is the best of the best !!!:)
The buggies were no match for robby and his hummer at the Dakar 2013
I love You too, random citizen!
Oh ya? Well my dad can driver faster than your dad……….
Man go to bed with itchy butt… Man wake up with stinky finger
Ha ha ha ha !! very funny (in his mind he’s really thinking you dick head!)
Yep, I got your ‘MONSTER’ hangin’ …
YEAH! Well pull this finger! See what roosts your silly ride!!
Ok averybody let’s do the macarena before i go to baja
I bet you don’t know what word I am thinking of….Ok ok …I’ll tell you…TROPHY TRUCK…. I use it like the F’word.
Hey, put that little thing back in your pants!
You wanna see the rebel (gangnam style)!!
Yo, I am the man
We were going up this dune and at this point, I’m feeling pretty confident. . .
Hey Nassar! Pull my finger!
Yeah would have run better but that guy over there got in my way
That looks fuzzy, let me touch it!!
Hey look, that girl thought that mini was hers.
Hey Peter its alright come race stadium super trucks and i’ll show you whats up!!!
And I tell you minis are for pussy’s horse power rules…..Just saying
Yo quiero taco Bell!!!
Is that max I see I heard u were the next Robby Gordon according to the rdc forum,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha
Thats my speed energy you have there sir !
Hey look! It’s a damn Mini and the guy drivin it is wearin a Mini skirt to match! See I told you Mini’s were for girls!!!
REPORTER: So if Mini’s are for girls… and you got beat by a Mini…. Does that kinda mean… you just got beat by a girl?
ROBBY: Ah..Ha Ha… Yeah good one…Hilarious……..
Hey Peterhanzel, your rides not the on thing “mini”
You go girl! Nasser wanta drive for me next year? Sike!
Two mini drivers walk in to a bar….
look over there at Nasser crying cause my hummer finished and his buggy didnt
Hey Nasser! You see this mic by my crotch?! It’s going up your ASS in a minute!!!
I’m telling you, I will be back, & I will win this race!
“Ayyy!” (Fonzie voice)
If you don’t let me win I am going to have to call Clyde
“READ MY LIPS, my hummer is better than yours!”
Why dont all you dorks come to Baja in June and we’ll see what you really got!!!!
“You can kiss my ass too!”
Hey Robby !
It’s true, SPEED is better than monster…
YES, YOUR WRIGHT…
Buglies on Nasser! I mean burgers…and I will have it my way!
You wanna see the rebels gangnam style?
Hey you, pull my finger! Haha
And I love you, random citizen!
Traxxas has reverse
I told you I can spot a Burger King anywhere in the world!
you right! your son does look like me
this is the truck stop.. the drug stop is back there!
“hay you” you look fine”
please im a huge robby gordon fan please let me win it , god bless you
We were driving up this sand dune and at this point I was feeling pretty confident. . .
You want my car and my team, it’s for sale! One BILLLLLLIiiiiiiiiooonnn DOllars! I’d stick my pinky by my mouth but I don’t want copyright issues with Mr Powers. I saw him riding a specialized once, am I allowed to say specialized?
I know people will pick up on this speed energy for life gang sign sooner or later!
Robby thinking “maybee if I painted my thumb and finger orange they would get it”?
Hey you, yeah you, the one with the bowling shoes, what was your score.
DOES THIS SMELL INFECTED???
“I was like, Pew Pew Pew……Merica”!
Don’t believe we ran out of toilet paper? Smell this!!
Yeah, this is Speed energy’s equivalent to the Captain Morgan pose! You try it! Haha
“The car..handled real goo..It felt like I was on a space ship. I’m not really sure what to do with my hands…”
its your turn drive wash it. i did it last time
this is Drakkar !!!, not burger king, you can’t have it your way !
Dakar 2013 is over!!
Neext question!!
Dakar 2013 is over!!
Neext question!!
Time to give Manti Te’os girlfriend a wet willy!
Hey there’s Nasser in his cute little buggly !!!! hahahahaha
Heyyy Which way did he go george
Yeah !!!! i own all those buildings and trucks over there .
Baja is that way !!!
American Rebels Burnt Orange Bad Ass
Ha Ha you funny guy!! My chick didn’t die did she?
Renecap should default out due to cheating!!!!!!
“Hahaha….and YOU thought Nassar was going to finish, goood one”
Good luck everyone, contest is closed now. We will announce the winner this week!