tinman

Holy hell what a weekend it was! Guess I have perfect timing with the bikini contest! glad everyone got a laugh outta it!

someone must be bored! haha

Hello Pot. I'm Kettle!

I am working!

working hard or hardly working?

Get back to work!

I see how it is ..sorry i didn't see the message ,, I 'll screw with you @ primm...I will
say that was a quick come back..

How gay are you?

Love the new title under your name.

its fncking 1:00 am....wtf are we doing on rdc? good night. haha

hahahaha omg that one is classic. both are simply stunning

Dan, this one is way better!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6zC1_gkP-c

They would become so abundant, they would become our currency. 20 hot dogs, would equal a nickel. Depending on the strength of the Yen.

Just for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVDRZxGFNbo

...I know I would! And polish it off with tall, cold, Budweiser!

You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!

Let's go get some chilaquiles!!!! I'm hungover and hungry!!! You jive ass monkey!!

Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, "Hey-zeus," we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him.

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

Jive Turkey