[COLOR=RED]-----!!! MAXimum PARTY !!!-----[/COLOR]

Lucho

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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2009 IN CAL CITY, CA - THE MAX A. NORRIS "UNCLE MAX" DESERT PARTY!

(This was posted elsewhere but I think a new thread is in order since it deals with a singular subject, near and dear to our hearts! The "MAXimum" CHECKERS DESERT PARTY!)

Everyone who knew Max is invited. Bring your cars, bikes, quads, pre-runner, etc. as Max's ashes will be scattered over the desert, from atop MAX’s Hill.

But first the party:

1.) Starts Saturday, October 3, around Noon.
2.) Various games and fun things to do including a Poker Run (2 p.m. - $10.00 entry – 100% payback) and a Long & Accurate Drive contest (3 p.m. $5.00 entry 100% payback), for those of you who are into golf.
3.) Bring your camper, motorhome, trailer, there will be plenty of room to park—on-a-first-come-first-serve-basis, however as it is on private property, you can also park in the open desert. Signs will tell you where. LOcation, Proctor and 138th, Alta Vista Rancho.
4.) The CHECKERS will provide plenty of booze, however we also recommend that you bring your own if there's something you especially like or would like to share with others. Likewise, we'll have food, but we just don't know how many people will be attending, therefore we ask that you bring anything you'd like to eat. We will have one or two extra large BBQ units that we can use to cook up your meat, chicken or fish.
We believe that there's going to be hundreds of people attending. SO POTLUCK IS IN ORDER. Again, it is on a first-come-first-serve-basis.
5.) Bring your "MAX Tales." There will be plenty of time to regale us with those great stories of “Uncle Max.” If you want to be included in the program and be in front of the mic, please send us your name and approximately how long it's going to take you to tell your favorite “Uncle Max” tale. Fair warning; if any of the CHECKERS don't like your story or it's too boring, or you're too drunk to tell it, we'll drop you in our DESERT pool (by that time of the day, you don't even want to get near it). No sense making everyone else miserable.
6.) NO SAD STORIES. This is MAX's party, he wished it to be fun and wild. We'll roll you down the hill if you tell any sad stories.
7.) Anyone who is planning to imbibe in excess, you must deposit with our CHECKERS “Sergeant of Arms” the keys to your vehicle, motorhome, etc. You will NOT be allowed to drive home if you've even touched more than one beer. The only way we’ll give you the keys back is if you pass the CHECKERS CALIFORNIA STATE APPROVED DRUNK TEST. We’ll stretch a rope across two hills, and if you can walk across without falling 30-feet, you’re not drunk! So plan on staying the night.
8.) Dinner will be around 6 p.m., again help the cause and bring something with you. Please tell us what you'll bring so that we don't wind up with 200 apple pies, or 150 cheese cakes or 2000 rolls. Potato salads, regular salads, fruit salads, spaghetti, Chateau Brien, or Filet Mignon, Tri-Tip, Kam Pao Beef (just kidding), all that stuff is good.
9.) Around 8 p.m. we will all take a ride to MAX'S HILL, about 3.5 miles from all activities. It's all off-road and there's no need for you to get on any streets. There's also no need for you to be a "hot dog" during the parade, or show off and roll it because the D.I.R.T. (Desert Immediate Response Team) TEAM of CALIFORNIA CITY will deal with you otherwise.

We'll ride to the top the hill (everyone should make it, if not then walk up, it's not that high), say a few words about the old FA R T and spread his ashes, and then let the party really begin.
10.) We'll return to the main compound where there will be music, dancing to a live band and prizes awarded.
11.) If you have banners representing your race team, your club or your businesses, bring them, we have a great place to put them. Bring your own shade and chairs as well.
12.) We also have several other desert games planned to pass the night away, like the "Mini-bike Jousting, the Jack-Off-Road Challenge, and the world famous, never before seen outside CHECKERS PARTIES, the BBBs."
13.) Everyone is welcome to stay overnight (recommended), and in the morning, help pick up your mess and that of others and realize that you have experienced one of the greatest CHECKERS OFF-ROAD DESERT PARTIES EVER!

For more details or to contact us to "RSVP"(that means get off your arse and give us a call to tell us you are coming in French), please e-mail to: editor@calcitynews.com

Hope to see many of you October 3!

CHECKERS OFF-ROAD

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Ok I'm going to be setting up the poker run for this event should be very interesting we will have checkpoints setup with refreshments and a different way to draw a card at every check. The last poker run we setup was a great success and hope to see a lot of people out on this poker run for MAX.

If you want to volunteer to help man a checkpoint please PM with your contact info.
 

Lucho

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Ok I'm going to be setting up the poker run for this event should be very interesting we will have checkpoints setup with refreshments and a different way to draw a card at every check. The last poker run we setup was a great success and hope to see a lot of people out on this poker run for MAX.

If you want to volunteer to help man a checkpoint please PM with your contact info.

Dan can really set up fun courses, and in Cal City, there is a plethora of great trails. I'd like one of the checks to be at The X-Spot, Restaurant and Sports Bar in Cal City, where you have to go in, get a Poker card and buy a shot of Tequila for MAX--Unfortunately, I guess we might not be able to do it because it would be irresponsible to drive and drink.

Hey, I got it! you stop at the X-Spot, buy the shot of tequila, but don't drink it until you finish the Poker Run, pick up a card and I'll guarantee that the owners of the bar will deliver each shot to the party location. I know them well enough that they'll love doing something like that! Perfect! Matter solved! Next?
 
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