Cool New Parts You Can't Live Without

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Kalecoauto.com has some new, really interesting parts and tools.

Just released, an engine oil bypass kit. They list the benefits as:
Modern synthetic oil is very expensive - so why run the risk of getting it dirty by running it through your motor block? KaleCoAuto bypass kit comes with everything you need to run the oil around your motor block where it will do more good. Oil runs cooler, and as a result, there may be horsepower gains!

They also have cross-drilled brake lines,
Want improved braking? Why just cross drill those rotors? Introducing KaleCoAuto cross drilled brake lines! Improved airflow through lines provides superior brake cooling. Brake fluid is exposed to cool moving air, almost instantly reducing heat, and providing shorter stopping distances! All lines are made of quality latex. Brake lines come in: Red and Yellow. Please specify color when ordering!! Warning!! You must replace ALL brake lines at once. You may mix colors.

And a set of Porcupine Seat covers,
Sheepskin. Leather. Neoprene. Cloth. A recipe for boring? We thought so. Sure, you could go with the flow, be a regular boring Joe like everyone else. You could don your toupee, gold chains, and slide onto those boring old sheepskin seat covers. But you won't. You're a discerning KaleCoAuto customer. You demand more. Well, put on those Oakley Blade sunglasses and your best pair of parachute pants and jump into your car - because you just bought the coolest seat covers around. Porcupine seat covers. Only for the adventurous, never for the boring. Porcupine seat covers are made with no less than 4 skins per seat! (That's about 120,000 quills, if you are counting.) Each quill is held in with a high quality resin that not only makes the seat stain proof, but also prevents the dropping of quills. Each seat is guaranteed for two full years.
 

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I almost marked this spam without reading it! Lol
 

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Roser just signed up on dirtmob.com as well. Anyone know this guy?
 

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Kalecoauto.com has some new, really interesting parts and tools.

Just released, an engine oil bypass kit. They list the benefits as:
Modern synthetic oil is very expensive - so why run the risk of getting it dirty by running it through your motor block? KaleCoAuto bypass kit comes with everything you need to run the oil around your motor block where it will do more good. Oil runs cooler, and as a result, there may be horsepower gains!

They also have cross-drilled brake lines,
Want improved braking? Why just cross drill those rotors? Introducing KaleCoAuto cross drilled brake lines! Improved airflow through lines provides superior brake cooling. Brake fluid is exposed to cool moving air, almost instantly reducing heat, and providing shorter stopping distances! All lines are made of quality latex. Brake lines come in: Red and Yellow. Please specify color when ordering!! Warning!! You must replace ALL brake lines at once. You may mix colors.

And a set of Porcupine Seat covers,
Sheepskin. Leather. Neoprene. Cloth. A recipe for boring? We thought so. Sure, you could go with the flow, be a regular boring Joe like everyone else. You could don your toupee, gold chains, and slide onto those boring old sheepskin seat covers. But you won't. You're a discerning KaleCoAuto customer. You demand more. Well, put on those Oakley Blade sunglasses and your best pair of parachute pants and jump into your car - because you just bought the coolest seat covers around. Porcupine seat covers. Only for the adventurous, never for the boring. Porcupine seat covers are made with no less than 4 skins per seat! (That's about 120,000 quills, if you are counting.) Each quill is held in with a high quality resin that not only makes the seat stain proof, but also prevents the dropping of quills. Each seat is guaranteed for two full years.

Porcupine seat covers?? HAHAHAHA My rear end hurts just reading it!

SPAAAAMMM!!
 

roser

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Roser just signed up on dirtmob.com as well. Anyone know this guy?

I'm justa wannabe. Bob Rose from AZ.
I just discovered these forum sites and wanted to share some wierd stuff.

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