Funny Poem About "The Piece"

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Funny Poem About \"The Piece\"

This was written by:
The Infamous K*Y (Jen Hull) AKA #11...

fish fish what to say
geeze fish u break your truck everyday
take the piece to ocotillo and to lucerne
and when the piece breaks bonzin harder is your only concern
fish fish its a piece of [censored]
nothing ever works so fix it
fix it tickets here and there
fixing it would get the five-0 out of your hair
but bonze harder is what you do
i cant believe all the whoops u make it through
fish fish what a joke
once again the piece broke


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Since were having so much fun at 2AM heres another one about me lol.

Written by:
The Infamous K*Y (Jen Hull) AKA #11...

Dezert Fish

have you ever seen a fish in the dirt?
well i have he runs around in a little t-shirt
what a joke is all he'll say
and when the fish is drunk get out of his way
a sideways hat and a wandering hand
when this fish is drunk he's the man
pimp it here pimp it there
damn that fish pimps it everywhere
off the dezert he loves to go
and all the girls tits to fish they love to show
this is no pavement pounding fish
all the street queens just sit and wish
bonz, bonz, bonz with the best
as the piece breaks, left behind the rest
theres nothing this fish doesnt break
bust out the camera for another video fish will make
damn this fish knows how to fix
he knows all the dezert trix
off the the pavement we go
in the piece that always makes it home


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Re: Funny Poem About \"The Piece\"

Fish in the Dez
Fish like to video Poon
Fish get no Poon

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fishd00d

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Re: Funny Poem About \"The Piece\"

What A Joke!

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Here's the Sublime one.....

I jump the Piece in the morning, I jump the Piece at night
I jump the Piece in the afternoon, it gets the girls all night!
I jump the Piece in time of "peace," I jump in time of war,
I jump the Piece and then I break the Piece.......so then I jump some more!

by Ryan and #10

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Re: Funny Poem About "The Piece"

POOR FISH WHAT'S NEXT GENERAL POEMS
 

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Dam you guys are killing me.... This is too funny!

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