Home Depot: Parking Lot Scam

Rhinestone Cowboy

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This is just a 'heads up' for you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each~~I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out.

Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.
 

OffroadExit

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I was at Home Depot this afternoon and did not see these alleged blonds you speak of. Only undocumented workers looking for jobs. Was I at the wrong home depot?
 

baja stu

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I was at Home Depot this afternoon and did not see these alleged blonds you speak of. Only undocumented workers looking for jobs. Was I at the wrong home depot?

Hopefully they kept their clothes on.
 

Dezertpilot

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Old one but good none the less. Pretty funny!
 

3G RACING

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I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also January 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
wow!
You must be a sucker for boobs!!
 

baja stu

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Just remember this ; “They are real if they are in your hands".
 

3G RACING

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Man I wish this would happen to me when I got to home depot!
All I see are beat up Snowbirds!
 
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