i have a pet duck

[Lance]

and that little bastard eats everything. i fed him today and he decided he wanted to eat dog food instead then that bag of feathers decided he wanted to eat my box of junior mints...he makes a good garbage disposal

 

[dr shaw6]

A pet duck huh...? I guess its still better than a cat.

 

[hyoctane303]

can ducks be potty trained???

 

[Lance]

my daughter wanted a cat until she seen the duck so of course i got the duck. I dont think it can be trainall it does is walk and poop eat then poop some more. i let it run around the house from time to time but since its full grown now its craps are massive

 

[Dave_G]

and that little bastard eats everything. i fed him today and he decided he wanted to eat dog food instead then that bag of feathers decided he wanted to eat my box of junior mints...he makes a good garbage disposal

When I was a little kid I had three mallard ducks as pets. I don't mean to scare you but....they lived for 24 years and the only reason they died was because they were killed by a raccoon. Those ducks really really loved eating corn, snails, lettuce, and small alfalfa feed pellets.

Any yes, they are the masters of poop...

 

[woundedyak]

I also love ducks!

 

[Lance]

i told my chick that im eatin that thing one of these days its a cool pet ill probably keep it for a while but they are a huge pain in the *****

 

[Supremacy Chick]

i soooo wish i had a pet duck!

 

[Lance]

l.a. swapmeet.. 8 bucks.. done just be prepared for the I failed spelling patties everywhere haha

 

[Random Thoughts Racing]

Take the duck for a walk in the rain. They eat snails and root around in the mud like nothing else. They really should have an algae pond to swim in or maybe half a watter barrel. All of my childhood ducks were eaten by coyotes except for one that learned to roost in a tree.

 

[Lance]

yeah he pretty much just runs around the backyard all day

 

[Wüste Mann]

I had a couple of ducks, man those things crap twice as much as they eat... i dont see how they do it

 

[Lance]

its pretty funny to be sitting out back and then all of a sudden you hear the fart noise and there's a poo splatter the size of the duck

 

[Wüste Mann]

Hahah... Yea, damn duck sharts

 

[DEZERTSUB]

Wow Lance, you've got some pretty strange obsessions.
You're constantly talking about duck poop!

Just out of curiousity, where did you get the duck?

 

[Lance]

my chick got it at the la fair or something i dunno the kid wanted one so she picked it up. and if you seen the incredible amount of poop this feathered things creates you would talk about it too haha

 

[DEZERTSUB]

So how do ya like that smell?
Are there any wild ducks around where you live that might decide to make a home out of yours?
If they do, you are F-U-C-T!

 

[bajafox]

You're lucky she just wanted a duck, my fiance' has gone from wanting a cat, to a corgi to a fainting goat

[video=youtube;we9_CdNPuJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg[/video]

 

[Lance]

it smells like a murky lake sometimes but just gotta hose it off and i havent seen any ducks around but it is winter so arent they suppose to be south right now?..and the fainting goat is kinda cool i dont know about cleaning up after it though...i just cant wait to make a pillow out of him and eat some duck jerky haha

 

[DEZERTSUB]

Ya know Lance, if it gets to be too much trouble, there's these inconvenient little happenings called ACCIDENTS
I'm sure you could come up with some tragic event