i have a pet duck

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and that little bastard eats everything. i fed him today and he decided he wanted to eat dog food instead then that bag of feathers decided he wanted to eat my box of junior mints...he makes a good garbage disposal
 
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my daughter wanted a cat until she seen the duck so of course i got the duck. I dont think it can be trainall it does is walk and poop eat then poop some more. i let it run around the house from time to time but since its full grown now its craps are massive
 

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and that little bastard eats everything. i fed him today and he decided he wanted to eat dog food instead then that bag of feathers decided he wanted to eat my box of junior mints...he makes a good garbage disposal

When I was a little kid I had three mallard ducks as pets. I don't mean to scare you but....they lived for 24 years and the only reason they died was because they were killed by a raccoon. Those ducks really really loved eating corn, snails, lettuce, and small alfalfa feed pellets.

Any yes, they are the masters of poop...
 

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I also love ducks!
 

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i told my chick that im eatin that thing one of these days its a cool pet ill probably keep it for a while but they are a huge pain in the *****
 
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Take the duck for a walk in the rain. They eat snails and root around in the mud like nothing else. They really should have an algae pond to swim in or maybe half a watter barrel. All of my childhood ducks were eaten by coyotes except for one that learned to roost in a tree.
 

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its pretty funny to be sitting out back and then all of a sudden you hear the fart noise and there's a poo splatter the size of the duck
 
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Wow Lance, you've got some pretty strange obsessions.
You're constantly talking about duck poop!:eek:

Just out of curiousity, where did you get the duck?
 

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my chick got it at the la fair or something i dunno the kid wanted one so she picked it up. and if you seen the incredible amount of poop this feathered things creates you would talk about it too haha
 

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So how do ya like that smell?
Are there any wild ducks around where you live that might decide to make a home out of yours?
If they do, you are F-U-C-T!
 

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You're lucky she just wanted a duck, my fiance' has gone from wanting a cat, to a corgi to a fainting goat

[video=youtube;we9_CdNPuJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg[/video]
 

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it smells like a murky lake sometimes but just gotta hose it off and i havent seen any ducks around but it is winter so arent they suppose to be south right now?..and the fainting goat is kinda cool i dont know about cleaning up after it though...i just cant wait to make a pillow out of him and eat some duck jerky haha
 
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Ya know Lance, if it gets to be too much trouble, there's these inconvenient little happenings called ACCIDENTS:D
I'm sure you could come up with some tragic event:cool:
 
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