I'm bored and this was just forwarded to me

dezertgirl

"RDC's Social Butterfly"
My NEW NAME IS IN THE SUBJECT LINE. DON'T LAUGH UNTIL YOU FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore & ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in thesubject box and forward it to friends and family & co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you
so they know you participated.





And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

So:-

1. Use the third letter of your first name to
determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscui ts
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = s prinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.


It made me laugh and I'd like to thank Dorfus Chicken Biscuit for sending me this email :D :D :D :D

Haha my name is Doombah Dippindoodle LOL :D Have fun and remember to SMILE after all the week is half over and their is a race this weekend!! :D
 

EMS702

Rescue 1
Snickle, chuckledunkin. back to WTAR for the race.
 

Waldo

Safehouse
Snikle Dippin-Tush...Doesn't sound too good for me.
 

trent06

Mush
I got you all topped and another laugh for you!

Crusty ChickenButt!
 

AzBajaman

Big Az Dad
My name is Mr. Dorufs Pickle Butt..............but you can call me AzBajaman
 

Fourstroker

Well-Known Member
Haha my name is Doombah Dippindoodle LOL :D Have fun and remember to SMILE after all the week is half over and their is a race this weekend!! :D
I thought you looked familiar...must have been from the family reunion.

Sneezy Dippindoodle reporting for duty!
 

Demp

#mikesson
I'm Goober ChickenChunks..... ...... hahahah I think the first word fits me PERFECT!
 
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