O hell, Rusty figured out Photochop, and he stole my self deprecating looser status. I'll call you Fatographer, if you call me Possum. We don't have to tell anybody that we gave ourselves our nicknames, because.... Well, asking your buddy to give you a nickname may qualify one for true looser status. (Talking about oneself in the 3rd person garners the same result.)
If we play it well, we might be accepted into the hall of RDC celebrities.