The Vandals have a great mullet song:
Make it like that famous country singer, or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer. Clean it up but let me keep my edge. In the day I like to keep it dignified, but at night you know I got another side. And I don't give a damn 'cause I am what I am, even if it's really, really bad. I'VE GOT AN APE DRAPE, YES I DO. THEY'RE GIVIN' 'EM TO EVERYONE AND THAT MEANS YOU. YOU CAN DRIVE TO RIVERSIDE AND GET ONE, TOO. THEN YOU'LL HAVE AN APE DRAPE LIKE I DO! Go ahead and buzz around the ears. I've been growing that one braid back there for years. I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche. The front may conform to society, but the back says I have personality. even if it's really, really, even if it's really bad. *make it short in front and long in back!* If the tops not short enough that it stands up, I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club, but don't you lay a fnger on my ponytail. Now fix my kid so he looks just like me. And then matching crazy pants are all we need. Some may call it child abuse. I just call it bonding with your dad. I've got a Norco neckwarmer, yes I do. They're giving them to everyone and that means you! You can go to Norco and get one, too. Then you'll have a Norco neckwarmer like I do! I've got a hockey hair, yes I do. They're giving them to everyone and that means you! You can go to Canada and get one, too. Then you'll have hockey hair like I do! I've got a mullet, yes I do. They're giving them to everyone and that means you! You can go to Nashville and get one, too. Then you'll have a mullet like I do! (etc.).............................................
Check out this picture I snapped of a young mullet-bearer at Primm last year...
<font color=red>JEN!</font color=red>
if anyone wants a shirt like the one i'm wearing in the pic, you can get em for cheap!!
