Rental Car Rally (The Ghetto Cannonball Run) HELL YES!!!

fishd00d

What A Joke
Because we are awesome! Duhhhh. You guys didnt have a water balloon launcher mounted in your bed, you didnt have cammo netting all over your whole truck, you didnt get arrested, you didnt do 2 awesome burnouts, and your costumes were just a few props.....pretty easy to see why we beat ya.
 

Kartman

Media Goon
Dude, dont act like you dominated, you barley edged out a win.

We used your own launcher against you and disabled it several times.

You didnt get arrested either. You faked one with Jrod.

Rambo costumes were just props as well. Its what costumes are made of.

Lack of burnouts is one of many reasons we killed you in miles

Vinyl instead of camo - pretty much a wash.
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
You killed us in miles? Are you serious? 7 miles is the difference between my bald worn out tires, and your nice much newer tires over the course of 600+ miles.

Entire truck covered in netting vs a few vinyl cuts? A wash? HA! You did have the penis prank going on pretty good though.. I'll give you that, but your costumes were weak compared to ours, and the fact that we stayed in ours the entire time. You were only close to us cause your pics were much better than ours. IMO.

Ya, we staged an arrest... thats part of the game my friend...
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
If your not first... your last!

btw.. you going to the NY rally Durka?
 

Kartman

Media Goon
At least you finally admit it was fake. The "no it was real" BS was tired days ago. It was a good tactic however.

My tires are rather old and rears and worn way down (LOORRS take offs). Plus I have a gear change, you dont. And if 7 miles is nothing why were you crying about it all night after the race?

Also the Delorean was very close to both of us, they could have easily won as well.

No Ny, I will be overseas then.

Heres a question. Who did you vote for? We voted for Mutt Cutts, Mystery Machine and You.
 

fishd00d

What A Joke
If you ask Dan in the pool we voted for everyone, at least thats what he told every team there hahahahaha
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
At least you finally admit it was fake. The "no it was real" BS was tired days ago. It was a good tactic however.

My tires are rather old and rears and worn way down (LOORRS take offs). Plus I have a gear change, you dont. And if 7 miles is nothing why were you crying about it all night after the race?

Also the Delorean was very close to both of us, they could have easily won as well.

No Ny, I will be overseas then.

Heres a question. Who did you vote for? We voted for Mutt Cutts, Mystery Machine and You.
I voted for you guys, Shaolin Soccer, and the Arkham Asylum. Team Wu are friends of mine, and the Arkham team is who really started our epic egg war, and we battled them the entire day.

Ya, I know you have a gear change, but who knows what our final drives are... I have a 6 speed trans to your 5 speed. We are both on 35's... and 1% mileage is VERY easy to accrue over that distance. I was talking sheet to Tim cause I thought for sure, you tweaked your programmer to compensate for the slightest amount of miles, after you asked us our mileage halfway through.

Yes, I was phobic about being beat by a little cheesy trick.
 

dan200

#BSF200
I'll say it. Kartmans your team was worthy adversaries. I gotta give respect where respect is due.

Both of us had very capable vehicles and the tru grit and viciousness necessary to have a goodgreat showing at this thing. The Glamis short cut which put us both out front of everyone in the miles department was the biggest factor. You earned 40 points there (the max) and we had 39 (2nd place). If this was based on miles alone ya woulda taken the grand prize but it wasn't. We knew it was gonna be close but with some of the extra driving and burnouts we did, we had to turn it up in the other departments. There was extra points for getting tickets/arrested so we worked that angle. We had some other close calls also. We knew we did not need to go inside the casino but we did it anyway. We were trapped inside the gate at the injun rock by the Scoutmaster and broke free from that after one of the other teams said we were in charge of the whole rally. we were also the very first people to open the gate and enter the tire place. We hid the recliner on the beach. and we bought 100 bucks worth of beer for the after party. and the fireworks at the starting line also helped. Also, at the finish I mentioned to the judges all of the stuff we did and the close calls we had and told every team i interacted with that they better vote for us because we voted for them. I don't know if we got any points for hitting the princess in the face with the balloon but we shoulda. I mean she did cry after all.

Racing lemons has given us an edge in events like these. We both played the game very well and we just barely beat you guys. That being said a win is still a win and we went home with the trophy and the cash. But it is my understanding one of your guys banged the prom queen so thats a win. Gettin laid at this sausage fest was no easy thing to do.

I told the promoters next time they should have a prize for the "biggest a-holes" of the weekend.

His reply "there should be an award for the biggest a-holes in the rally. Hence, Team KRPY receiving the gift of chili on their hood."

The UNDERGROUND is one of the most celebrated and feared teams of derelicts ever assembled and we will continue to dominate any and all automotive competitions that are pointless and shenanigan based. I'm not bragging. this is just the way things are.

We look forward to seeing you at the rally next year and beating you again.
 

aiiraciing

Well-Known Member
I'll say it. Kartmans your team was worthy adversaries. I gotta give respect where respect is due.

Both of us had very capable vehicles and the tru grit and viciousness necessary to have a goodgreat showing at this thing. The Glamis short cut which put us both out front of everyone in the miles department was the biggest factor. You earned 40 points there (the max) and we had 39 (2nd place). If this was based on miles alone ya woulda taken the grand prize but it wasn't. We knew it was gonna be close but with some of the extra driving and burnouts we did, we had to turn it up in the other departments. There was extra points for getting tickets/arrested so we worked that angle. We had some other close calls also. We knew we did not need to go inside the casino but we did it anyway. We were trapped inside the gate at the injun rock by the Scoutmaster and broke free from that after one of the other teams said we were in charge of the whole rally. we were also the very first people to open the gate and enter the tire place. We hid the recliner on the beach. and we bought 100 bucks worth of beer for the after party. and the fireworks at the starting line also helped. Also, at the finish I mentioned to the judges all of the stuff we did and the close calls we had and told every team i interacted with that they better vote for us because we voted for them. I don't know if we got any points for hitting the princess in the face with the balloon but we shoulda. I mean she did cry after all.

Racing lemons has given us an edge in events like these. We both played the game very well and we just barely beat you guys. That being said a win is still a win and we went home with the trophy and the cash. But it is my understanding one of your guys banged the prom queen so thats a win. Gettin laid at this sausage fest was no easy thing to do.

I told the promoters next time they should have a prize for the "biggest a-holes" of the weekend.

His reply "there should be an award for the biggest a-holes in the rally. Hence, Team KRPY receiving the gift of chili on their hood."

The UNDERGROUND is one of the most celebrated and feared teams of derelicts ever assembled and we will continue to dominate any and all automotive competitions that are pointless and shenanigan based. I'm not bragging. this is just the way things are.

We look forward to seeing you at the rally next year and beating you again.
So who hit the Prom Queen? Val!

I was thinking about putting a team together for NY, and Fish told my you weren't going to make it and I could take your spot if I wanted, but I don't think I'm worthy.
 

Tim_Flahart

Well-Known Member
I voted for you guys, Shaolin Soccer, and the Arkham Asylum. Team Wu are friends of mine, and the Arkham team is who really started our epic egg war, and we battled them the entire day.

Ya, I know you have a gear change, but who knows what our final drives are... I have a 6 speed trans to your 5 speed. We are both on 35's... and 1% mileage is VERY easy to accrue over that distance. I was talking sheet to Tim cause I thought for sure, you tweaked your programmer to compensate for the slightest amount of miles, after you asked us our mileage halfway through.

Yes, I was phobic about being beat by a little cheesy trick.
You were crying over and over about his programmer being able to change the error % for tires and gears and getting the same answer. I bet you have a higher % that your mileage is off. I'm guessing 7-8. On Matt's ScanGuage he has it set to 6% to match his Lowrance, but even that has a 3-4% error. Either way unless you take a stock truck that ran 31's and put 39's on it most of the DD's that we drive are going to be similar in mileage. Oh and the Mutt Cutts Tacoma had 4.88 on 33's and logged more miles than they drove!



Anyway next year will be awesome and I think there will be more trucks. Where do you think they will go? Northern AZ? El Paso? Tahoe? Reno? Tonapah? Utah?
 

dan200

#BSF200
You were crying over and over about his programmer being able to change the error % for tires and gears and getting the same answer. I bet you have a higher % that your mileage is off. I'm guessing 7-8. On Matt's ScanGuage he has it set to 6% to match his Lowrance, but even that has a 3-4% error. Either way unless you take a stock truck that ran 31's and put 39's on it most of the DD's that we drive are going to be similar in mileage. Oh and the Mutt Cutts Tacoma had 4.88 on 33's and logged more miles than they drove!



Anyway next year will be awesome and I think there will be more trucks. Where do you think they will go? Northern AZ? El Paso? Tahoe? Reno? Tonapah? Utah?
i think it will be Reno. We were asking for a destination city with casinos and legalized prostitution......
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
And now everyone see's why... in Tombstone it was "he has a prototype and he isn't even able to make any adjustment to accommodate for tire sizes"... and now the story is it is set to match his Lowrance... you penis lovers and your damn stories... stop playing with the penis's long enough to get your stories straight.

at 61mph... my gps says i'm doing 65 btw... regardless, its within the rules since they dont even make a programmer for a Tundra..
 

dan200

#BSF200
So who hit the Prom Queen? Val!

I was thinking about putting a team together for NY, and Fish told my you weren't going to make it and I could take your spot if I wanted, but I don't think I'm worthy.
I am really bummed to miss the NY rally and can't make it because of a family reunion and I have a sick Uncle and this will probably be the last chance I will have to see him alive. If you are gonna take my spot ya better not be doubting yourself. The UNDERGROUND only plays to win...
 

dan200

#BSF200
And now everyone see's why... in Tombstone it was "he has a prototype and he isn't even able to make any adjustment to accommodate for tire sizes"... and now the story is it is set to match his Lowrance... you penis lovers and your damn stories... stop playing with the penis's long enough to get your stories straight.

at 61mph... my gps says i'm doing 65 btw... regardless, its within the rules since they dont even make a programmer for a Tundra..
Programmer SCHMOgrammer. were keeping the Trophy!
 

VentureCrew35

Bacon Lover
I told Fish on facebook, but I'll say it here as well. I can't run the NY/DC rally, but I'll go down to NYC before the start. And any RDC member there gets a drink on me.
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
I'm sure we will take you up on that!! you've been warned!
 

Mike @ pit b

#Mike@PlanB
I told Fish on facebook, but I'll say it here as well. I can't run the NY/DC rally, but I'll go down to NYC before the start. And any RDC member there gets a drink on me.
Bring LOTS of money. Loomis, Dan and Fish can driiiiink.
 
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