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Rental Car Rally (The Ghetto Cannonball Run) HELL YES!!!

TreyP

"F" you Bill
I'll say it. Kartmans your team was worthy adversaries. I gotta give respect where respect is due.

Both of us had very capable vehicles and the tru grit and viciousness necessary to have a goodgreat showing at this thing. The Glamis short cut which put us both out front of everyone in the miles department was the biggest factor. You earned 40 points there (the max) and we had 39 (2nd place). If this was based on miles alone ya woulda taken the grand prize but it wasn't. We knew it was gonna be close but with some of the extra driving and burnouts we did, we had to turn it up in the other departments. There was extra points for getting tickets/arrested so we worked that angle. We had some other close calls also. We knew we did not need to go inside the casino but we did it anyway. We were trapped inside the gate at the injun rock by the Scoutmaster and broke free from that after one of the other teams said we were in charge of the whole rally. we were also the very first people to open the gate and enter the tire place. We hid the recliner on the beach. and we bought 100 bucks worth of beer for the after party. and the fireworks at the starting line also helped. Also, at the finish I mentioned to the judges all of the stuff we did and the close calls we had and told every team i interacted with that they better vote for us because we voted for them. I don't know if we got any points for hitting the princess in the face with the balloon but we shoulda. I mean she did cry after all.

Racing lemons has given us an edge in events like these. We both played the game very well and we just barely beat you guys. That being said a win is still a win and we went home with the trophy and the cash. But it is my understanding one of your guys banged the prom queen so thats a win. Gettin laid at this sausage fest was no easy thing to do.

I told the promoters next time they should have a prize for the "biggest a-holes" of the weekend.

His reply "there should be an award for the biggest a-holes in the rally. Hence, Team KRPY receiving the gift of chili on their hood."

The UNDERGROUND is one of the most celebrated and feared teams of derelicts ever assembled and we will continue to dominate any and all automotive competitions that are pointless and shenanigan based. I'm not bragging. this is just the way things are.

We look forward to seeing you at the rally next year and beating you again.
So full of F'in WIN.

Underground Rules!
 

Mumzy

Well-Known Member
I plan on making the trip down the river to see them off in beautiful Long Island City.

You guys better be prepared for this one. Don't plan on being able to use a gimmie shortcut like Boardmanville road. These northeast roads look like "short cuts" on a map, but can easily turn into a
nightmare. Also there ain't no grids in these parts. Sometimes you need to go south to get north. Just getting out of the city will be a challenge if you have never been here before. If you show me some lovin' I just might let you use a spare EZ Pass I have......it is like your Fastrack, but good all over the East Coast...should save you a bundle of change.
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
Mumzy needs some new RDC swag, doesn't he Fish? :D
 

Tim_Flahart

Well-Known Member
And now everyone see's why... in Tombstone it was "he has a prototype and he isn't even able to make any adjustment to accommodate for tire sizes"... and now the story is it is set to match his Lowrance... you penis lovers and your damn stories... stop playing with the penis's long enough to get your stories straight.

at 61mph... my gps says i'm doing 65 btw... regardless, its within the rules since they dont even make a programmer for a Tundra..

His SCANGAUGE is set to the GPS that only shows OBD2 info. google it. Your just taking what your reading the wrong way.
 
Congratulations on the win Rambo guys. Durka, your costumes were awesome. We ran into several problems including navigating by map. We took the Glamis route and the fuel pump crapped out in Glamis. We had to limp out of there. All in all it was good times and I wish I could be around for another go. I am moving to Germany in 2 months so I will be looking for a European Rental Car Rally. That would be a good time if anyone wants to put that in Pants' ear. Sorry I never wrote back on here, I am recovering from what I guess is AIDS from either the beach or those dome things. Mike (the orange tuxedo) wants to do it again if anyone is interested. He could use a better navigator than me for sure!
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
Funny you mention that, because I was talking about a European version as we left Tombstone! Would be Epic! and Epically expensive too... lol
 

Mike @ pit b

#Mike@PlanB
Which is why I said A drink, instead of DRINKS. First round's on me. Mumzy can take over after that :D
It's NEVER just A drink. Never.

I plan on making the trip down the river to see them off in beautiful Long Island City.

You guys better be prepared for this one. Don't plan on being able to use a gimmie shortcut like Boardmanville road. These northeast roads look like "short cuts" on a map, but can easily turn into a
nightmare. Also there ain't no grids in these parts. Sometimes you need to go south to get north. Just getting out of the city will be a challenge if you have never been here before. If you show me some lovin' I just might let you use a spare EZ Pass I have......it is like your Fastrack, but good all over the East Coast...should save you a bundle of change.
I believe you just nominated yourself as Team Underground navigator. You know the roads and real shortcuts. DO IT.
 

michael_loomis

Well-Known Member
Vandalism? from what? leaving beer cans behind? something fishy there...
 

Tim_Flahart

Well-Known Member
Vandalism? from what? leaving beer cans behind? something fishy there...
I think it was bad timing. when we checked out the GM was heading in the front door yelling "Fing highschoolers! and I bet hit me for the charges since I was last to checkout. I know we didn't do anything to the room besides leave some trash behind that wasn't more than a few beer cans. Oh well I will raise hell next week.

Dan, if I didn't have to work Tomorrow at 5am I would be down for some trailer trash meth head strippers!
 

dan200

#BSF200
I think it was bad timing. when we checked out the GM was heading in the front door yelling "Fing highschoolers! and I bet hit me for the charges since I was last to checkout. I know we didn't do anything to the room besides leave some trash behind that wasn't more than a few beer cans. Oh well I will raise hell next week.

Dan, if I didn't have to work Tomorrow at 5am I would be down for some trailer trash meth head strippers!
We never even checked out.... we just left... Did you guys steal the towels to clean the truck?
 

dan200

#BSF200
Nope, the only towel I came home with was one I took from GG in Hollywood he got from the hilton. And I don't think a towel is worth $112.55
SOmeone years ago took a pillow from their room. I dunno what they charged him for it but i remember thinking i coulda bought a pillow top mattress for what he was charged for it...
 

Mumzy

Well-Known Member
I believe you just nominated yourself as Team Underground navigator. You know the roads and real shortcuts. DO IT.
Ain't gonna happen.....like Dan, I've got family obligations that weekend. I do look forward to taking the team on a whirlwind tour of the Big Apple though.:cool:
 
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