"F" you Bill
I'll say it. Kartmans your team was worthy adversaries. I gotta give respect where respect is due.
Both of us had very capable vehicles and the tru grit and viciousness necessary to have a
goodgreat showing at this thing. The Glamis short cut which put us both out front of everyone in the miles department was the biggest factor. You earned 40 points there (the max) and we had 39 (2nd place). If this was based on miles alone ya woulda taken the grand prize but it wasn't. We knew it was gonna be close but with some of the extra driving and burnouts we did, we had to turn it up in the other departments. There was extra points for getting tickets/arrested so we worked that angle. We had some other close calls also. We knew we did not need to go inside the casino but we did it anyway. We were trapped inside the gate at the injun rock by the Scoutmaster and broke free from that after one of the other teams said we were in charge of the whole rally. we were also the very first people to open the gate and enter the tire place. We hid the recliner on the beach. and we bought 100 bucks worth of beer for the after party. and the fireworks at the starting line also helped. Also, at the finish I mentioned to the judges all of the stuff we did and the close calls we had and told every team i interacted with that they better vote for us because we voted for them. I don't know if we got any points for hitting the princess in the face with the balloon but we shoulda. I mean she did cry after all.
Racing lemons has given us an edge in events like these. We both played the game very well and we just barely beat you guys. That being said a win is still a win and we went home with the trophy and the cash. But it is my understanding one of your guys banged the prom queen so thats a win. Gettin laid at this sausage fest was no easy thing to do.
I told the promoters next time they should have a prize for the "biggest a-holes" of the weekend.
His reply "there should be an award for the biggest a-holes in the rally. Hence, Team KRPY receiving the gift of chili on their hood."
The UNDERGROUND is one of the most celebrated and feared teams of derelicts ever assembled and we will continue to dominate any and all automotive competitions that are pointless and shenanigan based. I'm not bragging. this is just the way things are.
We look forward to seeing you at the rally next year and beating you again.
So full of F'in WIN.