Stolen Bedsides...

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Ryno

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If he's stupid enough to be @ the jump contest...don't let him take his truck home....a little cut in a transmission cooler or a power steering line can leave you high and dry. I've also heard that a crescent wrench works for drain plugs. Anyone else?

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KICK HIS @SS - SEABASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"But Lloyd, Peety didn't have a head!" "Harry, I took care of it".


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"YOU HAVE A HUSBAND, what was all this talk about me having a chance?"

"But Harry, . , . What if they shot you in the head?"
"Yeah, um, what if they would have shot me in the head?"
"That was a risk we were willing to take."

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Right on Martin I want to know who the thief is I don't want him or his buddies around my sport,poolman

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"ING", "ING"


"BIRD", "BIRD"


"MOCKING BIRD"

-How about the mexican family in the back singing backup...



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"It's ok Harry, I saw it in a movie once"

"Well, what happened in the movie"

"Oh!! It was great, the guy caught them a quarter mile down the road and slit there throats"

My favorite part though is when Harry and the chick are at the ski resort and she throws a snow ball at him, he gets all pissed and hucks 1 at her, then they start a rager snowball fight. Cracks me up every time.

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What the **#% does this have to do with getting my bedsides back? :)

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I think it all started with " kick his a$$ seabass"
 

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Yeha this thread took a tangent for the worst

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Whatever!!! I was putting in my two cents. Kick his ass and get your bedsides back!!! I just love that movie soo much.

What about the part where they go their separate ways and dumbass comes back with a Briggs and Straton mini-bike! "Just when I think you couldn't do anything worse.......YOU TOTALLY REDEME YOURELF!"

Or

When they are talking about Mary and the "Samsonite" bag in the park that night. One of them is freezing and Jim Carey says "here, I have an extra set of gloves you can wear."

Shunny Fit

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Yeah this thread is great. Austin, go kick his @SS and get your bedsides back.

Now back on topic, what about when they go to the Owl convention and have on those @SS ugly tux's and Jim goes to spray breath mint stuff in his mouth and sprays the server in the face. Sorry I'm easliy amused.

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You can't beat the bathroom scene when he's at the girls house and Lloyd gave Harry the laxative.

"What are you doing in there Harry?"

"I'm shaving!"


Or when Harry is picking up on that chick at the gas station and she is giving him her number and he lit his leg on fire.

"JUST GIVE ME THE GOD DAMN NUMBER!!"
 
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