The CURE

JD Durfey

Well-Known Member
Dr. John's Constipation Cure

If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation,
look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three
times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My financial and personal well-being are totally in the
hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi,
Tim Geitner, Rahm Emmanuel, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd,
Hillary Clinton, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are
probably destined to be backed-up for the rest of your life.


There is no need to thank me for this advice; I’m just
doing a public service.

Yours,


Dr. John
 

jo maoma

Heisenberg
the purple is strong with this one....
 
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