Things your dad used to say

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"Don't get your bowels in an uproar!"

"Keep your pants on!"

"Do that ONE more time and I'll cut your water off!"
 

Laurie

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Wish in one hand and spit in the other and see which one gets full faster.
 

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"I brought you into this world and I can take you out".
 

Rhinestone Cowboy

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"BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME stare at the wall for a while..............3 hours later........did i tell you you could take your nose off the wall?"
 

scary fast hummer

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"If you had time to do it twice, you had time to do it right the FIRST time!"

WHack! "That for was for nothing, wait till you do something..."
 

Random Thoughts Racing

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When pop was trying to tell or teach me about something that I didnt want to listen to, he would say, "There is no premium on ignorance".

So I listened and learned but still havent found much use for being able to pick out the sound of an oboe or a plucked violin in the orchestra....
 

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"Kick the Pig"
always would say that in the racecar when we hit a fast section...

"KAPEESH"
 

chicken lips the ocho

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"hijo de la ching:eek:da come over here cabr:eek:n"

"bring me the belt"

"go to sleep cabr:eek:n because im taking you to work with me tomorrow"
 

BRINGTHERUCKUS

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You better hope that (fill in the blank (no misquotes aholes:D)) is made of chocolate cuz if you dont put it down your gunna eat it....
 

Big Hock

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"I can't wait until you have kids so you know what I'm going through".

Apparently I was a handful.:D
 

racer56

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Your azz is grass and I'm a lawn mower.
 

jo maoma

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"You're about to take a trip to fist city by way of knuckle junction"

"I'm about to slap you to sleep"

"i'll knock you into next week"

"you don't ‘come here' from ‘sick-um' "

"you're dumber than boiled gravel"
 
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So I listened and learned but still havent found much use for being able to pick out the sound of an oboe or a plucked violin in the orchestra....
Didn't it help refine your hearing to make you a better shock tuner? ;)

Back on topic:

"I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
 

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“As soon as your big enough to take your old man, You better be smart enough to know better!”
 

racer_dude

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"atta boy"

"i know smokin and drinkin is expensive... if i didnt have a kid, i could do it a lot more!"

"keep it pinned!"

"oh, it dont hurt too bad"

"want a wish sammich? go grab some bread and wish you had some meat"

"knuckle sammich?"
 
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