Top 10 Signs You're Addicted To Desert Racing

Mojave Traveler

Well-Known Member
May 22, 2017
High Desert
10. You changed your last name to Herbst or McMillin, hoping they'll adopt you.

9. When you see a trailer parked on the side of the road with the rear ramps down, you have to fight the urge to pull a "Dukes of Hazzard" off it.

8. Every time you read a fortune cookie, you add the words "In a silt bed".

7. You bought a new family sedan and immediately thought of what kind of all-terrain tires you could get to make it somewhat off-road worthy.

6. You've got a Mickey Thompson picture tattoo on your forearm, and a BFGoodrich Baja T/A tattoo on your lower back.

5. Everything you own with wheels has knobby tires on it.

4. You've spent more on your pre-runner than your education.

3. You get lost while trying to find the exit from the mall, yet could drive blindfolded from Ensenada to La Paz.

You have 3 daughters: "Ivan", "Walker", and "Lil Robby G"

And the #1 sign you're addicted to desert racing:

You have a fever....and the only prescription..... is more Baja!

Got more signs and symptoms you're addicted to desert racing? Leave a comment below with your answer!