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Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty
9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm
8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for
7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off
6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos
5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley
4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda
3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else
2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet
1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.

Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture
9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip
8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm
7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him
6. The espresso machine just finished
5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved
4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer
3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen
2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite
navigation system
1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard

Top Ten Reasons Why Sportbikers Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to
9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond
8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear
7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket
6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips
5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank
4. Their skin tight-kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal
3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops
2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies
1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on

Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Riders Don't Wave Back

10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm
9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form.”
8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to iPod, XM, and talking on the cell phone.
5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
4. Wires from Gerbings is too short.
3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
2. You haven't been properly introduced.
1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.

Top Ten Reasons Why Dual Purpose Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Off road elbow guards, chest protector, fanny pack, drink system binds them up.
9. Bark busters and gummy grips slows the hand from raising quickly.
7. Just can't take time out from doing that 10 mile wheelie through traffic.
9. He's passing street bikes off road on the right @ 60mph through the trees & rocks.
6. Too busy checking his enduro roll chart doing mental time/mile math so he wont blow the next check point.
5. Can't see other bikers through his 20 layers of tear off's.
4. The dude only recognizes Honda's with every after market race part known to man.
3. His killer 2 inch tall knobies vibrate so bad vision is obscured.
2. The chin guard on his full face helmet sticks out so much it blocks his view.
1. He's got his Mauna Kea 200 race face on and can't be bothered.

Top Ten Reasons Why Moped & Rukcus Riders Don't Wave Back

10. Scared s h i t less to remove a hand from the bar's.
9.Never road this fast on a two wheel anything before.
8. Full focus three inches from front tire.
7. Freeked out on the extreme right side of the road dogging broken beer bottles and car accident trash.
6. Don't want to lose their grocery's in plastic bags hanging from the bar's.
5. Won't deter from the full attention military riding position.
4. Their mother & grandmother told them it was very, very dangerous.
3. Think it's hoodlum stunt riding.
2. Don't want to chance getting a reckless driving ticket.
1. 25 mph is too damn fast to try something stupid like that.

Top Ten Reasons Why Trials Riders Don't Wave Back

10. So far out there in the nasty rocks they never see street biker's.
9. May be giong up a 12 foot vertical.
8. Could be going down a 12 foot vertical.
7. Attention is focused mid air spanning boulder to boulder.
6. Deep in a narrow muddy gully going up a 20 foot water fall.
5. No seat to sit down on to wave back.
4. Spectators do all the waving for them.
3. To damn arrogant to notice anybody.
2. If they do wave it's to signal someone to get the hell out of the way!
1. They don't do that wimpy girlymon s h i t.

Top Ten Reasons Why Motorcycle Mechanic's Don't Wave Back

10. Don't want to be seen on your rusty hunk of crap bike.
9. Got to hold it WFO to go 10mph.
8. Too busy looking for that marbles in a can noise.
7. First time the motorcycle has been ridden in 5 years anything could go wrong!
6. Distracted by how much he hates to work on this nasty rusty fork leaker
that someone wants to restore because they think it's bitchen.
5. Left hand stuck to the old duct tape glue holding the grip's on.
4. Dealership insurance absolutly prohibits doing such dangerious foolishness.
3. Needs both hands on two foot wide bars with 13 foot extended forks to change lanes.
2. Got into tank slappers from treadless out of ballance 10 year old tires.
1. Burned his left hand on Harley shotgun pipes.

Top Ten Reasons Why Cop's Don't Wave To Motorcycle Riders

10. Their pissed off because they got to work and can't ride that day.
9. Not quick enough as sportbikes blow past'em @ a buck 80
8. Got laser gun in hand.
7. Too busy tazzing a 80 year old grandma for no license plate light.
6. Don't want to drop their doughnut.
5. Loosening up their holster belt at the time, because of extreme over weight.
4. Homeland security forbids being friendly.
3. Badass macho attitude.
2. Just killed their wife and thinking how to ditch the body.
1. If they do wave it's to pull you over.
 

Rhinestone Cowboy

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Troy. The only guys that will wave back to me are sportbike and supermoto guys. I dont get it. (i ride supermoto)
 

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I had a Honda Ruckus............... Mine did 45 MPH and I used to toot the horn and wave all the time. AND... we did drafting with other Rucku's to keep the speed up!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I had a Honda Ruckus............... Mine did 45 MPH and I used to toot the horn and wave all the time. AND... we did drafting with other Rucku's to keep the speed up!!!!!!!!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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Haha! How about the dirt bike riders that are afraid to wave at quad guys? It always amuses me how they refuse to wave back to someone on a quad. Maybe it's because they don't have the training wheels? :D
 

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Haha! How about the dirt bike riders that are afraid to wave at quad guys? It always amuses me how they refuse to wave back to someone on a quad. Maybe it's because they don't have the training wheels? :D
Ding ding ding, We Have a winner! :)
 

Demp

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Haha! How about the dirt bike riders that are afraid to wave at quad guys? It always amuses me how they refuse to wave back to someone on a quad. Maybe it's because they don't have the training wheels? :D
Their jealous cuz they don't have a couch to relax on while taking a break :eek::cool:
((( I always lay on my quad while resting)))
 

kenaroo

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I'm too cool to wave :cool: :p:D
 

ikikazz73

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Haha! How about the dirt bike riders that are afraid to wave at quad guys? It always amuses me how they refuse to wave back to someone on a quad. Maybe it's because they don't have the training wheels? :D

maybe your just toooooo fast josh!
 
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