Top Gear Drinking Game

VentureCrew35

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I'm sure someone has thought of this already, but with season 13 set to air soon, I thought I'd bring it up. Here are the rules I've come up with so far. Feel free to modify as needed:

Clarkson says "In the world": 1 sip
Any of the three nicknames are used (Jezza, Hamster, Captain Slow): 1 swig
Someone says "That's not gone well": 2 swigs
Clarkson picks on Hammond's height: 2 swigs
A car rolls without a driver in it: 3 swigs. Yell "handbrake"
Clarkson gets sick or injured: 3 swigs. Yell "bird flu"
The Stig is shown doing something other than driving a car for the lap time board: "4 swigs. Yell "I'm The Stig's fat cousin!"
The star in the reasonably priced car spins, crashes, and or damages it: Raise your drink in the air, say "Michael Gambon," and take a big gulp of it.
Someone turns a laptime faster than Simon Cowell: Finish your drink, stand up, and yell "CODPIECE COWELL!"

Feel free to add rules if you have any.
 

Kartman

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Sounds awesome. But to do it right there needs to be a coordinated viewing time since we will be getting it as a torrent from the UK.

BTW Jay Kay has the top celeb time by a tenth over Simon.
 

VentureCrew35

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Sounds awesome. But to do it right there needs to be a coordinated viewing time since we will be getting it as a torrent from the UK.

BTW Jay Kay has the top celeb time by a tenth over Simon.

I know. But it's a lot more fun to call Simon names than Jay Kay.
 

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Came up with three more:

James says "Oh co*k": 2 swigs
Someone uses an "Italian swear" while driving an Italian car: 2 swigs, say "Put a quid in the jar"
Oliver is shown and or referenced: Finish your drink. Yell "Float! Oliver!"
 

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Someone says: "How hard could/can it be?" - 3 swigs and slap your forehead.
 

VentureCrew35

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Figured I'd add this on here. I was trying to think of all the words and phrases that are commonplace on TG. Let me know what I forgot to include. Also, to tie it into the drinking game, all of these should mandate a drink (more if previously mentioned)

•Co*k/Oh co*k
•Brilliant
•That's not gone well
•Ambitious but rubbish
•How hard can it be
•In the world
•Minger
•Are you wearing that for a bet
•Dacia Sandero
•I went on the internet and I found this
•Stiggy
•Pensioner
•Chealsea tractor
•Surry and things having to do with Surry
•Ballistic
•Biblical
•Will Young
•Kiera Knightly
•Rubbish
 
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