Let's make so many classes that every one can win in their own class and then they can all get a trophy.
Left hand thread wheel stud class
Right hand drive class
Front wheel drive class
Left handed driver class
Diesel powered class
Tie one arm behind your back class
Carry no spare tires class
Carry no jack, but have spare tires class
Army tank class
Semi truck class
RV class
Trailer class
Three wheeler class (ATV)
Hard rubber tire class
Forklift class
Rental car class
Tractor class, with cab
Tractor class, without cab
I am sure that everyone could then have a Baja 1000 winning trophy.