You know you are really getting old when you...

...remember when OHV stood for "overhead valve."
 

randy s

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i've got a ton of experience at this. every time i wake up in the morning i look at my pillow and there's more hair on it than on my head.
 

michael_loomis

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i've got a ton of experience at this. every time i wake up in the morning i look at my pillow and there's more hair on it than on my head.
MUST be gettin old...




... If your sleeping on your dog!

:D
 

randy s

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hope that you're one of the guys that has to see a doctor if you have an erection that lasts more than 4 hours after throwing down a handful of viagras.
 

michael_loomis

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Thanks Randy... Now I know what to get ya for Christmas...












Peanut Butter. :)
 

randy s

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when girl scouts ask if you need a hand crossing the street.
 

randy s

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better make it the smooth peanut butter mike. my gums can't handle the crunchy kind. it's like eating decomposed granite or glass chards
 

randy s

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when you can't remember your twin brothers birthday.
 

KylesDad

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I went to dinner a couple of weeks ago with the wife's family. The menu had a prime rib special in the senior section but not in the regular section. When the server (19-20ish) came to take the order my brother-in-law asked if he could have the special and she told him it would be a few dollars more, no problem. My turn, I'll have the special also. The server ask do you have ID. I wasn't really paying attention and replied yes, she says oh that's ok. I didn't think anything of it.

The bill came, brother-in-law pays the extra few bucks and I got the senior special. :( WTH is that, I'm only 40!

I left an extra 3 bucks on the table just to prove a point (to myself):rolleyes:
 

randy s

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I went to dinner a couple of weeks ago with the wife's family. The menu had a prime rib special in the senior section but not in the regular section. When the server (19-20ish) came to take the order my brother-in-law asked if he could have the special and she told him it would be a few dollars more, no problem. My turn, I'll have the special also. The server ask do you have ID. I wasn't really paying attention and replied yes, she says oh that's ok. I didn't think anything of it.

The bill came, brother-in-law pays the extra few bucks and I got the senior special. :( WTH is that, I'm only 40!

I left an extra 3 bucks on the table just to prove a point (to myself):rolleyes:
you left the three bucks because four would have been too heavy to lift out of your wallet.
 

randy s

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when you hide the grecian formula under a bag of baby carrots at the check out line at the store so the hottie standing behind you won't see it.
 
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