Your business card is CR@P!

jo maoma

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...maybe it's just me but this thing kills.

 
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JEFFRPM

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That card would get stapled to the wall in the crapper WITH his cut off tie under it
 

MALIBLOC

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I have a box of 500-1000 card that I got done 6 years ago, I still have that box, half full, that guys a barney.
 

troyharper

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I could use that card to light a camp fire! OH BOY
Camp fires draw crowds too
 

baja619

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The Business that he is in, that card does makes a huge difference. I dont know who the d-bag is but I assume he is some kind of speaker motivational type or sales or how to sell....

I have designed hundreds of Business cards, and I upsell my customers on many of the things he included on his. My customers love the end product and they report back to me that they receive unbelievable feedback from their clientele.
For some reason I collect business cards and have several 3 ring binders full & completely organized.
 

jo maoma

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the card wasn't what i found interesting it was his pitch. it was like he
was locked in a room with "Glengary Glen Ross" on a loop for six months...
 

Dezertpilot

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That is a BA card!
 

Stinky Gas

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"It doesn't fit in a Roladex because it doesn't belong in a Roladex!'
Best Line. Wonder what he would think of my business cards that I print myself.
 

Jerry Zaiden

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1) Who uses a Rolodex these days?
2) This card can't even fit in your pocket or wallet so I say USELESS!!!!!
3) $4 EACH?? :eek: Why not hand out a mini cd card. This way you can actually do something with it!
4) I know of one type of person who can use this card. This person would be a childrens story book writer who writes pop up books. haha
 

Stinky Gas

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I found him motivating! I now now that my busines card is crap and my position as CEO means nothing.
 
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