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Caption Contest: Win a SPEED Energy Traxxas R/C Car!


This photo was taken during the 2012 Dakar. Robby Gordon is pictured on the right and Nasser Al-Attiyah is on the left. Comment here with your caption for this photo. The winner will receive a Robby Gordon SPEED Energy Traxxas Slash R/C Car! We will pick the top 10 captions and narrow it down to a winner on Friday.

Special Thanks to SPEED Energy for providing the prize. Be sure to check out their website www.speedenergy.com and get some SPEED in you!

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    Dave Murray
  • May 21, 2012
You see that switch right there buddy ? No, don't point at it !!! Yeah, right there...that's the one.
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    brandon arciero
  • May 21, 2012
Hey nasser, just think, you could be sitting your ass at home without a ride and watching Dakar on tv right?! Btw your better at shooting guns then driving!
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    Tim marton
  • May 21, 2012
don't be a whimp
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    Bryce Allen
  • May 21, 2012
When you get old enough, you can sit in the front seat with me
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    Mac Dalton
  • May 21, 2012
If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious poop!
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    Joana Reeder
  • May 21, 2012
Okay now listen to me, the win is in the bag! We got this, just stick to the plan easy as that.
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    Julio Baeza
  • May 21, 2012
"Don't Worry, you'll do it better next year" ... jajaja
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    Cynthia Shetter
  • May 21, 2012
I'm going to put a bumper sticker...right there... that says "Kiss My Ass!"
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Hey man, Let me borrow your rig. I promise I'll bring it back in one piece. You have my word.
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    Bridges
  • May 21, 2012
Ya see what ya gotta do here Nasser is start yelling out some crazy f__ed up english over the radio and always end it with allah ka-zaaam!! Er, I mean allah akbar or whatever you crazy guys say, That'll get em' to clear out in front of you for sure!
Me, I just scream out "I love BJ" and give a good nerfing, that always does the trick for me, but I'm American so that won't work for you.
GOOD LUCK!
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    Dave Murray
  • May 21, 2012
...Ok, how abowt this ? Your sister, a second cousin(my pick), two camels & it's yours ?
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    Matt Zwolinski
  • May 21, 2012
Look, all you gotta do is pin it like hell and don't lift, remember if you ain't first your last!
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    Chris Culver
  • May 21, 2012
There is nothing a man hug from legendary Robby Gordon won't cure, even after mechanical troubles stop Nasser Al-Attiyah briefly at the 2012 Dakar.
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Ok, Remember on the count of three, yell fire and start rolling on the ground.
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    gotlocker
  • May 21, 2012
Just keep your foot in it and dont look back - if anything breaks we'll just blame the Mechanic ! - again ........
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    Shawn
  • May 21, 2012
never open this hood, and more specifically do not tell anyone about the tire deflation system routed through the intake. Good luck and don't wreck my hummer!
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    Eric Hampton
  • May 21, 2012
If you throw a belt off back of this motor one my time I am going to strong arm you
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    Julio Baeza
  • May 21, 2012
"I told you on the start, you can't be more faster than me"
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    Reece
  • May 21, 2012
"did you hook up the tire inflation system?"
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    tony pejril
  • May 21, 2012
As Robbie whispers into his ear,"Man you really could use some logos on your back with all the publicity race dezert is gonna get us with this contest"!
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    keith
  • May 21, 2012
Im tellin ya!
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    Robby peterson
  • May 21, 2012
I told you, if you wanna drive it like Robby gordon you must build it like Robby Gordon.
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    Julio Baeza
  • May 21, 2012
RG: " i told to you, don't push me"
NA: "sorry, i have a heavy foot"
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Psst (whisper) you know I have not won a race in a long time let me win please.
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    Ray B.
  • May 21, 2012
"It's ok Nasser, Not everybody is as great as I."
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    Julio Baeza
  • May 21, 2012
"you need have my blood, to drive like me"
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    Thomas canfield
  • May 21, 2012
Remember that late night after prom when we both lost our virginities to eachother on that back seat?
True love
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    Bill hendricks
  • May 21, 2012
So little buddy..if you keep your foot off the left and middle pedals... And mash the right pedal...you might just keep up enough to see my dust trail...
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    Todd Phillips
  • May 21, 2012
Look Poppy!

There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and put the hurt on one of them Mini's". The older one says: "No son. Lets walk down and put the hurt on them all".
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    D Wood
  • May 21, 2012
Look Al, it is al isn't it? I don't tell you how to drive that subaru thing don't tell me how to handle a hummer.
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    Jorge Quirarte
  • May 21, 2012
"Y'See,I already told you,I took the sensor away and I still beated your ass by 15 min".
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    Evan Serling
  • May 21, 2012
Look Nasser, I know my driving suit and all my race cars say Speed Energy on them, but the reality is that we're going to have to split a case of Redbulls if we're ever going to make it through this treacherous race alive.
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    Victor
  • May 21, 2012
Take a good look and memorize it.....because the back of my car is the only thing you're going to see if you race against me, jajaja
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    Robert
  • May 21, 2012
Listen here, if you just do as i say, we got this, winner winner chicken dinner.
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    Leonardo Ortiz
  • May 21, 2012
To be a real macho you have to race at Baja 1000
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    Mathew Grant
  • May 21, 2012
"Just because it's painted different doesn't make it yours. PACE YOURSELF 'teammate'! And Nasser, that's two M's in Hummer."
L
Lets get the RC trucks out...looks like a good spot
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    john merritt
  • May 21, 2012
dude you see that bumper thats where im going to hit your ass if you get in my way next time
R
There is no " I " In Teamwork it's all about the team that Wins not Just. "I "
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    Will Wing
  • May 21, 2012
"Ya know Nasser, If you pull this off, thousands of kids in your homeland will be playing with the Qatar TRAXXAS Hummbuggy R|C car.......So Don't blow it and quit like a little girl. Good Luck today.....(shoulder pat)
J
Hey, this isn't hot import nights, we gotta get theese lambo doors off this thing!
A
Well seeing as you couldn't keep that secret I told you, looks your you ass is going to be in the back for this ride.
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    Chuck
  • May 21, 2012
Minis are for girls...
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    MJ
  • May 21, 2012
I thought with a name so close to NASCAR youde be a good driver guess I was wrong
G
you have to pick up the pace if you dont i will beat you into next week.i have 50 millon dollars riding on this race failure is not a option.
S
They said chuck norris is under the bridge at rm 150, at 149.95 get out of your harness and moon him, maybe he will be confused long enough to let us pass.
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    connor
  • May 21, 2012
you see that there thats how you turn on the car.. young padawan
M
Robby: "Alright, listen hear I saw that they took a picture of you drinking a Red Bull, you realize I own SPEED Energy right"

Nasser: "Yeah about that Robby I paid you a million bucks for this ride I will drink whatever I want".

Robby: That's fine you little prick, see if you finish the race"
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    Woody butler
  • May 21, 2012
"somtimes i just like to stare at her rear end and think of the possibillities"
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    cody barnes
  • May 21, 2012
Just the pedal on the right buddy... just focus on that pedal on the right...
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    Raff Mc Dougall
  • May 21, 2012
If you don't stop whining I'm gonna choke you!
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      CodyKid
    • May 21, 2012
    Nasser, Its crazy how much better I am then you!!
V
listen,I know you like the orange hummer but look at it,gray is a great color! it blends with the horizon It's just you man!
D
Hey Nasser, when this things over, I'm going to put a KISS MY ASS sticker right about.....here.
J
  • J
  • May 21, 2012
Don't tell Johnny but i think i just sharted
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    Sean Langton
  • May 21, 2012
If you keep talking crap about my stuff, I will tie you to the back of my HUMMER and drag your ASS!
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Team Speed USA. "Go Big Or Go Home"
R
See this?, This is the ooonly thing i want those mini's to see.
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    dan200
  • May 21, 2012
Ok, so if anyone asks about this little hose that goes from the deflator system the intake , here is what you tell them...
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      dan200
    • May 21, 2012
    oops had a typo...^^^ should read "Ok, so if anyone asks about this little hose that goes from the deflator system to the intake , here is what you tell them…
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    Drew Gerhart
  • May 21, 2012
You think the HUMMER is bad now Nasser? Just wait 'till this baby hits 88 miles per hour.
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    Art Peterson
  • May 21, 2012
Listen...I gave you the best race car money can build... Quit crying like a lil bitch and drive the mother friend... Otherwise next year I will be putting Clyde behind the wheel.....You Got It....
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    Dave Zamora
  • May 21, 2012
Im telling you if you win youre getting Speed Energy for life.
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    Michael Martinez
  • May 21, 2012
I hope if things don't go right you don't just go and shoot your trap off!
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    john chownyk
  • May 21, 2012
Look...there is only one robby gordon,quit your bitching,put that damn belt back on and finish the race,us americans aren't quitters,if your a cry baby just quit............
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    ryan therkildsen
  • May 21, 2012
its okay I hate hummers too
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    tyler93
  • May 21, 2012
There are millions of kids throughout the world who would love to have a ride in this bad boy(myself included), and you want to throw in the towel because you think it's total junk? That's fine then. I'll just keep winning stages in my junk and throw a kid in this truck next year to beat you.
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    Tommy P.
  • May 21, 2012
Pssst, don't look now but that's the flux capacitor i told you about. Like i said do not use it unless you ABSOLUTELY have too! I think they're on to me.. And oh!, minis are for girls... pass it on.
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    MikeMassey
  • May 21, 2012
"That air hose is just under here. Pull it out and plug it. It will make you as fast as me"
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    jim
  • May 21, 2012
I like you. But if you make one more hummer joke thats it!!!
K
You must be used to looking at the back of these Hummers eh Nasser?
D
Look Nasser, wipe your eyes, take a deep breath, then tell every man, woman and child that you're a QUITTER! It's OK, OK, go, take it like a man...wipe your nose too....OK, go..
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    Gilbert Alatorre
  • May 21, 2012
Check this out, When you finish the race, have to look the same. Ok...
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    bill stuever
  • May 21, 2012
you better pull my finger before we get back in.
C
Nasser...This is a Dakar Hummer, the most powerful vehicle in the Race. It can clear a Mini in a single Jump. So you gotta ask yourself...Do You Feel Lucky!!!
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Hey Nasser, I just unhooked my "Superpower" but I can't unhook yours. I can run just as fast without it.... but I don't think you can!! Sorry Buddy!!
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    Roger
  • May 21, 2012
"You see no matter what you do here, I am still, the most interesting man alive"
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    deantac
  • May 21, 2012
You know what Nasser, your a real piece of poop.
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    Dave
  • May 21, 2012
Remember the whole "They can kiss my ass, it doesn't do anything rant"? I was full of poop. It fuckin works. Those guys are so stupid they can't find their assholes with a roadmap and a flashlight. Don't say a WORD to anyone!
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    Ryan
  • May 21, 2012
Come here, don't cry little one. You have only lost a whole bunch of races. See its not so bad, wait, ya it is get your ass back in there and win, don't be such girl and mash the pedal to the metal.
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    Micheal
  • May 21, 2012
I already promised you we'd drive Fords next year,and the steering wheel will stil be on the left.
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    David ulloa
  • May 21, 2012
Iv had to stop and help you out multiple times already ! Im beginning to think I choose the wrong guy to drive my second hummer , get it together or ill have my dad finish the dakar for you
C
see nasser, with this hummer and kicked many ass as you imagine not so if you can not largate
country.....
T
Look Nassar, I'm only letting you drive my spare hummer to show everyone how friendly we are in America. I've done my job, now if you can't do yours and quite destroying my vehicle I'm going to show everyone how we KICK ASS in America!
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    Skyler
  • May 21, 2012
It seems to work fine for me!? Maybe it's the paint job?
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    dpa
  • May 21, 2012
Listen,there is a difference between tissue paper and toilet paper but oh that's right you don't use toilet paper.
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    Justin
  • May 21, 2012
I think we lost the flux capacitor. That's okay, we've got lighting to fuel this Speed Energy.
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    Brian
  • May 21, 2012
look Nasser i want you to go out and hit the Pace car...oh wait im not racing NASCAR this weekend
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    Brian
  • May 21, 2012
Now Nasser if you dont get back in this Hummer and kick everyones ass i will have BJ Baldwin driving this instead of you think im joking
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  • P
  • May 21, 2012
Have you heard of Wayne Brady? Well I am Robby Gordon Bitch! Do we have a problem?
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    CHEEZEBERGER
  • May 21, 2012
" I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE MISTS OF AVALON IF THATS WHAT YOU MEAN"
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    Mike
  • May 21, 2012
Dude, lets get this straight. Your supposed to be running interfearence for me, not beating me. Then when your stuck, it slows me down even more. Got it ?
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    Crystal langton
  • May 21, 2012
"KISS MY ASS"- Robby Gordon
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SHAKE AND BAKE!!!! GET IT
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    Alberto Mulisha
  • May 21, 2012
look! Sube al carro,y pisa el acelerador!
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    Marc Snider
  • May 21, 2012
Your women in your country will do what. Do you realized I am Robby Gordon, american ICON
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    pp
  • May 21, 2012
Well Nasser...... , you have a simalar name to Nascar ...., and you both pay for my off roading .
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    Nelson Castillo
  • May 21, 2012
Told you Nasser, Germans lied that drink won't give you wings. Start thinking "SPEED"!!!
J
listen bitch, just because you paid $500.000 dont mean you can break it!!!!
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    trailready
  • May 21, 2012
I'm sure my lawyers probably made you some promises when you wrote that 3 million dollar check....just forget all that, the orange car is the lead car, the gray car is the support car, savy?
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can you hold down a secret, ............

me too !!
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    JR Ramirez
  • May 21, 2012
What's that Nasser? "You like to get rear ended"!
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    Rob - RBRacing
  • May 21, 2012
Nasser ... The motor is back here, and it makes this thing go ... There's an operating manual in the console ... I CAN NOT KEEP STOPPING TO TRANSLATE IT INTO ENGLISH ON HOW TO CHANGE AN ALTERNATOR BELT ... THERE'S PICTURES DAMN IT !!! ... DRIVE IT, AND FIX IT LIKE YOU OWN IT !!! YOU COST ME THE DAKAR !!!
R
we will not tell the boss you scratched his new hummer
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    Matt
  • May 21, 2012
You're going to ditch driving this, to shoot a rifle?
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    natroneous
  • May 21, 2012
Take a look Nassir - this is the only view you're gonna get from now on!
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    themack_918
  • May 21, 2012
PSST! let me tell you a secret
M
Don't worry it's Robby proof
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    Dave
  • May 21, 2012
Dude......remember when I said minis are for girls? Well, if you don't stop whining, I'm gonna put you in one!!
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    Loomis
  • May 21, 2012
"Look here buddy, when you catch Peter Preztelhumper, tell him he can KISS MY ASS!"
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    Ryan
  • May 21, 2012
"Listen here Nasser, if you don't become a team player, you won't live long enough to shoot in the Olympics!"
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    Loomis
  • May 21, 2012
"Nassar, look at this sweet pic they took of Peter Picklepumper KISSING MY ASS!"
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    susie-Q
  • May 21, 2012
Nassir: What now?
Robby:What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
Nassir: I meant what now between me and you?
Robby: Oh, that what now. I tell you what now between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more.
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    DakarOrBust
  • May 21, 2012
There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you."

Now... I been sayin' that poop for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a moms best friend before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some poop this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. Hummer here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that poop ain't the truth.

The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Nassir. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.
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    PATRICIA
  • May 21, 2012
Listen here buddy, see that road? well thats the highway to hell and guess what? I'm going to give you 1 hour leeway and I'm going to chase you down and I'm not using the Hummer I'm using my own 2 feet "why" because buddy you don't drive my Hummer and drink RckStr in it. I'm going to show you what SPEED Energy is about because I am SPEED Energy.
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    travis main
  • May 21, 2012
Dont worry about it . It could be worse. Look at the bright side your name is not Waltrip!!
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Hey look at bright side at least your the second fastest in dakar
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    Christy
  • May 21, 2012
Seriously? If I tell you I'd have to kill you.........
J
"You wanna know my secret?".... "Balls." "Big, Giant, BALLS!!" "And yes, they're ORANGE."
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    patricia
  • May 21, 2012
please delete what I wrote, I wrote the wrong drink
J
"Hey Nasser, right under this back door is a big bottle of Harden The f*** Up. Take a swig and get your ass back in the truck.. You are racing a Hummer in Dakar for Christ sake, quit acting like a little bitch!"
J
Look Nassar, We never installed a hitch on your hummer! "Unhook your trailer" just means to go FASTER!
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    patricia
  • May 21, 2012
(correct one)
Listen here buddy, see that road? well thats the highway to hell and guess what? I'm going to give you 1 hour leeway and I'm going to chase you down and I'm using my own 2 feet. "why" because you humiliated me enough but when you drank RedBull in my Hummer,now thats bull poop so I'm going to show you what SPEED Energy is about, cause I am SPEED Energy..
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    Jerren Grundy
  • May 21, 2012
Look I'm American and that means some things, one I'm from the greatest country in the world two im fast three you're not American and fourth if you were American you'd quit whining man up and race but at least you're not French................
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    Fast Eddy
  • May 21, 2012
You see Nassar, us American don't give a dam how they use to do things at Volkswagon. This is why I had you pay all the money up front.
J
Two racing legends Nasser Al-Attiyah and Robby Gordon, strategize the next stage of the undisputed most challenging off road race on the planet; THE DAKAR RALLY.
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    tom
  • May 21, 2012
srew this race, lets go to the river.
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When you grow up this will be yours.
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    Paul
  • May 21, 2012
If only we could run it on speed energy drink instead of race fuel.
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    kevin watford
  • May 21, 2012
Nasser, little buddy. If I could show you how to win I would....now go walk it off slugger!
J
Hey if you catch Petereater let him know Mini's are for girls
J
Hey Nasser, I got a secret to tell you, I'M AWESOME!!!
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    Duane
  • May 21, 2012
Wanna earn $14 dollars the hard way?
C
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    Connor
  • May 21, 2012
That's the gas pedal that's how you make the truck go fast.. Now go get emm..
A
hey nasser we have speed now just lets kill this motherfu***ers see you in the finish line
C
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    Chad
  • May 21, 2012
In a whisper, "The camera's on us...wanna make out?"
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    Dave
  • May 21, 2012
If you EVER bitch-out on me again at Dakar, I'll dress you in a bed sheet, wrap a towel around your head, tie your hands behind your back & send your ass running down Main Street in Hesperia & see how long you will last !
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    Sean
  • May 21, 2012
....now I saw you getting into the right side of the vehicle. We drive on the
left side in America. So.....
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    ES Vorman
  • May 21, 2012
You will always see the end of the hummer the way you drive
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    Eric
  • May 21, 2012
"You break it, you bought it"!
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    john urlaub
  • May 21, 2012
Nassar, come on now the Ricky Bobby jokes are getting old, it's ROBBY !
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    Brennan
  • May 21, 2012
Nasser there's no way Iron Man would have beaten Thor, get over it man...
A
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    arqangel67
  • May 21, 2012
Look motherf*%ker, I told before you break it you buy it!
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    Brandon
  • May 21, 2012
Its Okay Nasser. Not everyone can handle the Hummer. Here use my old Monster t-shirt to blow your nose.
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  • T
    themack_918
  • May 21, 2012
For the last time,
The pedal on the right will get you through the mud,the one in the middle will get you stuck
J
  • J
    Jeff Garcia
  • May 21, 2012
Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way . . . Turn.
B
  • B
  • May 21, 2012
i been practicing on how to choke assholes out want to see how ?
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    Shannon
  • May 21, 2012
Robby is that a can of SPEED ENERGY in your pocket or are you glad to see me
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    Ed LaLonde
  • May 21, 2012
"Say it again and I swear I'll choke a bitch"
J
Look M**herF**Ker, don't make me beat your ass, and quit your F**king crying.
J
Let me tell you how this works, I lead you follow, capeesh!!
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    Spagget13
  • May 21, 2012
Psst, that sweet wing on the back adds 10 horsepower.
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  • D
    Dave
  • May 21, 2012
Cheer up buddy...Fish NEVER pays-up when he loses a protest.
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    Charlie
  • May 21, 2012
Please keep the "Redneck Supercharger" mod a secret Nasser!!
R
Here's the deal, I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. ~ Ricky Bobby
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    J Krost
  • May 21, 2012
Speed Dating....
J
Speed Dating....
J
Anyone looking? Let's take a leak !
G
Listen Nasser, if your not ready to roll with the bad boys I could always get you a mini.
J
  • J
    Jason Hayes
  • May 21, 2012
Dont ever do that again...... I know Chuck Norris and Charlie Sheen!!!!!!
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  • P
    pol
  • May 21, 2012
Maybe you're a prince, but I'm the KING OF THE OFF-ROAD
B
Alright you know the rules ....cash, grass, or gas nobody rides for free
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    Sal Perez
  • May 21, 2012
Yes Nasser for the last time Speed Energy IS better than that other energy drink.
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  • M
    momo
  • May 21, 2012
Nasser,the secret of a winner it's SPEED ENERGY
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    Will
  • May 21, 2012
You tell anyone about our secret, and you won't finish the race! Mark my words.
J
  • J
    jpsp
  • May 21, 2012
You may be a prince but I'm the KING OF THE OFF-ROAD with Speed Energy
M
  • M
    Momo
  • May 21, 2012
Nasser, the secret of a winner it's to run with Speed Energy.
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  • M
    Mike
  • May 21, 2012
Don't open that! Didn't you see the movie Hangover? There's a little Asian dude in there that will kick your ass.
F
Nasser your fast ! But you are not Robby Gordon fast !
R
  • R
    Robby peterson
  • May 21, 2012
Of course I'll help you.... You have no chance beating me any way
R
"See that flat area right there on the body panel? That was the last guy I had drive for me that drove by me when I broke down! Understand?"
N
  • N
    nick
  • May 21, 2012
do worry you got this one. I even hooked up the other racer's horns to the brake pedal just to throw them off a bit.
S
  • S
    sdyoda
  • May 21, 2012
LOOK BRO...I love You like a brother, but your making me look bad !
Z
  • Z
    zacattack
  • May 21, 2012
"It's really not that bad...at least we've still got each other!"
W
  • W
    Wally
  • May 21, 2012
If I do this thing for you, one day you will be called upon to repay this debt no questions asked......now stop crying and tell me you understand?
D
Believe me Nasser, this hurts me much more than it will ever hurt you.
C
  • C
    Casey Klein
  • May 21, 2012
Nasser how many times do i have to tell you?!? the gas is on the right and the brake is on the left.
B
  • B
    Brad wheeler
  • May 21, 2012
now get back in that fkn truck and drive
T
  • T
    Ted
  • May 21, 2012
You don't think I can run this truck on speed energy, challenge accepted
J
  • J
    Jorge Quirarte
  • May 21, 2012
take a look at this,this is the only thing you are seeing in front of you
M
i know the speed energy hummer is the same as your hummer but its the way i use mine that makes it a winner.
M
maybe you should just give up and let a real man drive this bitch
J
  • J
    Jose Zerecero
  • May 22, 2012
Listen Nasser, Its all about that Speed and Hummer. If you dont like it "Quit"
M
  • M
    MIchael King
  • May 22, 2012
Look buddy if you can't close this deal, I've got an 11 time champion ready to go...no pressure, I'm just sayin....
B
  • B
    Ben
  • May 22, 2012
Now listen, when you hit 88 mph...
R
  • R
    Randy Minnier
  • May 22, 2012
Under this hood is a VERY important belt.
R
  • R
    Rob Seubert
  • May 22, 2012
Now keep in mind the Trunk Monkey I'm about to release here has been drinking Speed Energy for the last 24 hours....
B
  • B
    BAK
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser, buddy, pal, listen when I tell you. This ones got a few more ponies than you're used to, and if you break it, Ill leave you out here with NO Speed Energy. Got it!
M
  • M
    MT
  • May 22, 2012
You wine one more time and I will NAVY SEAL your ass!
B
  • B
    Brett Frederickson
  • May 22, 2012
Robby "Nasser its gonna be ok, I just bought SCORE and I will make you your own Class, so you can win every race! Just sign here!"
W
  • W
    William Gates
  • May 22, 2012
See Nasser, the best part about this tire inflation system is that it also works like a supercharger for the motor....
Y
  • Y
    y2kbaja
  • May 22, 2012
Go that way very fast, if something gets in your way, turn...unless it's a Mini.
J
  • J
    Johnny Duhigg
  • May 22, 2012
You like, you should see what I drive on the weekends!
T
  • T
    Tony
  • May 22, 2012
Its OK Nasser you can say it, American made is better.
R
  • R
    rubbertoe44
  • May 22, 2012
but robby, I really wanna try one of those mini's out
A
  • A
    Alan Castro
  • May 22, 2012
Listen after this you and me will head down to Mexico... Have a little bro time...
C
  • C
    Carl Perez
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser , Buddy.

"In this case, all that oil on the ground isn't a good thing."
G
  • G
    Gabe k
  • May 22, 2012
"I accept cash, credit, and company checks"
J
  • J
    joe orozco
  • May 22, 2012
IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE LIKE A GIRL.... ILL TREAT YOU LIKE ONE.
S
  • S
    Scotty Breauxman
  • May 22, 2012
Hey Listen up Haji- The rev-limiter is there for a reason and we only brought so many serpentine belts.
R
  • R
    renecap
  • May 22, 2012
look aladin one more belt and your headed home on the magic carpet
R
  • R
    Rob Anderson
  • May 22, 2012
No you can not trade the Hummer for a Geisor trophy truck!!!
T
  • T
    Tyler Schwartz
  • May 22, 2012
Now that's where we are going to put the new sticker!
    K
    • K
      kevin
    • May 22, 2012
    Dude! I told you we should have made a left in Albuquerque
R
  • R
    raisa c
  • May 22, 2012
listen here mr serpentine,ill pretend i didnt see u pass me when i was broken down if u say this five times. im your bitch and your still my daddy
B
  • B
    bajalife
  • May 22, 2012
You think I'm fast Nasser...wait till my son Max get's here!
K
  • K
    Kurt
  • May 22, 2012
You're a quitter
T
  • T
    Tom
  • May 22, 2012
"I thought" "shuhhhhhh, It's gonna be ok"
A
Don't tell anybody, but... I LOVE YOU
P
Repeat after me....Mini's are for girls
E
RG: Marksmanship is note a sport.......
M
May the force be with you, Luke.
A
Robby to Nasser: You just don't get why Hummers are for boys, do you?
W
  • W
    Wayne Faulkner
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser.......I told you not to pee in my new seat!!
J
  • J
    jesse collier
  • May 22, 2012
You wanna go to the mega huck in Glamis with me?
B
  • B
    Brian Meurs
  • May 22, 2012
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads!
J
  • J
    josh
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser how about a lil shake and bake action like ricky bobby?
M
  • M
    Matt Kudla
  • May 22, 2012
Look Nasser I thought we had a deal. I let you sit in my truck and you let me win the race. What happened? I thought we were bros.
C
  • C
    craig hitchcock
  • May 22, 2012
Traxxas doesn't make an electric motor fast enough for robby gorden...
M
  • M
    Michael Cordts
  • May 22, 2012
I hate to say this Nasser but..... You Are Fired!!
J
  • J
    Juan Avila
  • May 22, 2012
And next time you bring a country as your sponsor make sure their flag is ORANGE, got it?
T
  • T
    Tyler aguirrebarrena
  • May 22, 2012
So you have the hummer, but do you have the skill to beat me?
R
  • R
    RICKJAMES
  • May 22, 2012
Come on buddy -- you were just joking about the be-heading thing RIGHT? it was just a fan belt----
T
  • T
    Tyler Upchurch
  • May 22, 2012
Hey see how the doors open like wings..hit the jump fast enough like me and you'll fly!
I
  • I
    isaac
  • May 22, 2012
oh my son, learn from me and one day u will be king of the off road!
J
  • J
    James Smith
  • May 22, 2012
OK. All we need to do is to install the flux capacitor into that socket right there. They will never know what hit them. We will chooch them all up.......
R
  • R
    Robert Valentine
  • May 22, 2012
Ok, listen carefully!!!You Wreck it you Buy it!!!
G
  • G
    Gwen Everidge
  • May 22, 2012
How would you like to be my Co-Driver in the Dakar Rally Race?
R
  • R
    Richard Cretsinger
  • May 22, 2012
this is the side of the hummer that you want the minis looking at. can you handle that?
D
  • D
    dan geery
  • May 22, 2012
Read my lips Nasser. Quitting is for sissy boys! Are you a sissy boy?
D
  • D
    David Zwald
  • May 22, 2012
Well if you don't like it you can get a Mini and drive a girls car.
T
  • T
    Tim Barile
  • May 22, 2012
Now let me tell you a little secret: Those minis, well they are for girls. Just follow me and ill lead your past them!
R
Hey Nasser, I will pay you a hundred dollars if you let me win.
S
So... We have no drivetrain, and the radio is out. Did you bring the booz?
B
  • B
    Brett Jones
  • May 22, 2012
See that?... THAT is a tow strap....You're gonna need that...Trust me!
C
  • C
    Chuck
  • May 22, 2012
Thanks Ali for dropping out of the race. Now I have a chance to win with SPEED on my side!
J
We are gona have to act AMERICAN on this race! You Ready?
A
  • A
    Andy
  • May 22, 2012
If they uphold the penalty I will grab them like this and wring their little frenchie necks!
R
  • R
    randy burkhart
  • May 22, 2012
It's my way or the highway.....
B
  • B
    Brad
  • May 22, 2012
See Nasser, this is how you correctly put a belt on an engine.
C
  • C
    Connor Cripps
  • May 22, 2012
"Look, I know we're behind but I've got something to show you. I convinced the tech inspectors that it doesn't do anything."
B
  • B
    BELLA
  • May 22, 2012
well i get your sorry," YOUR FIRED"
C
The back end of this hummmer is the only thing you or the whole field is gonna see at the finish line buddy
N
  • N
    Nick
  • May 22, 2012
I don't care what the engine builder said, just keep your foot in it if you want any chance to catch me.
E
  • E
    efabs
  • May 22, 2012
listen here iam the boss and your the driver word of the day is finish
D
  • D
    Doug Hayduk
  • May 22, 2012
"listen up, knucklehead! The next time you tell me to be careful of the Minis, I am gonna throw you out of the vehicle".
D
  • D
    Doug Hayduk
  • May 22, 2012
"Listen up, knucklehead! Next time you pass right by me when this car is stopped and up on jacks, you are off the team".
M
  • M
  • May 22, 2012
Dude, Did you see Jeff Seifert's canal jump?
R
  • R
    Rod Meusling
  • May 22, 2012
listen nasser im not going to tell you again the tampon goes in north to south not east to west
S
YOU BETTER NO CRASH THE HUMMER IN TO A TOWER, LIKE UR COUSIN LALALALALE CRASHED THE AIRPLANE IN TO ONE OF THE TWIN TOWERS.
D
Pssstttt, somebodies faster...
E
  • E
    e702
  • May 22, 2012
Come on!!! Try it!!! One little sip of SPEED Energy will do you good!!!
J
  • J
    Joanne
  • May 22, 2012
Dammit Nasser, I’m a racer, not your personal tow truck driver!
J
  • J
    Joanne
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser, you did upgrade to the AAA Plus Plan like I asked...
    B
    • B
      BAJA GHOST
    • May 22, 2012
    BROKE BACK DAKAR
R
  • R
    rob graves
  • May 22, 2012
Dude!When you turn to the photographer.Dont! stare at the Big Mole on his face.He hates that.
D
  • D
    doug ingram
  • May 22, 2012
that little plug right there is another 50 horsepower but dont tell anyone!
R
  • R
    Rob Ayers
  • May 22, 2012
Boogity, Boogity, Boogity... Amen!
M
  • M
    Mark Barton
  • May 22, 2012
The race was 1000 miles...not 999!!!
D
  • D
    david wilkinson
  • May 22, 2012
Why dont you go join the mini team if you want to ack like a girl.
D
  • D
    david wilkinson
  • May 22, 2012
Should we pant it pink would that make you feel better
J
  • J
    Jason
  • May 22, 2012
"This sucker is electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 jigawatts of electricity I need"
G
  • G
    grant dick
  • May 22, 2012
This Is What I Told Them "They Can KISS"
Z
  • Z
    Zak Whiteley
  • May 22, 2012
I thought I told you to bring a spare.
K
  • K
    KMM
  • May 22, 2012
Do you know what everyone will say if you quit? Its not going to be pretty Nasser
T
If you don't start driving like a man I'm going to let jhonny cambel drive and you co ride !!
C
  • C
    chris
  • May 22, 2012
We just threw in the new hydrogen powered motor so when you crash or get stuck you can turn on the motor and out comes some fresh 100 percent pure water!
G
‎....one more time and I will slit your throat....
V
  • V
    Vivian Kaufman
  • May 22, 2012
A hug is just a strangle you haven't finished yet.
D
  • D
    david m
  • May 22, 2012
robby: listen carefully , don't be the next BJ
nasser: ughh fine
S
  • S
    stuntguy30
  • May 22, 2012
Ok look Nasser you tell anyone that I am bringing back the Mickey Thompson Stadium Series I will make sure you don't finish this race! That you can count on....
    G
    • G
      grant dick
    • May 22, 2012
    It that a little incite on the big announcement this month?
E
  • E
    Emilio Cabrera
  • May 22, 2012
Look: If my hummer fails, when you come we'll change hummers bodies o.k?
J
  • J
    Jen Olson
  • May 22, 2012
If you're in control, you're not going fast enough!
T
  • T
    tom
  • May 22, 2012
I don't understand a word you're saying.... but your going to lose!
B
I'm only going to give you this one chance. I don't care how thirsty you are, we only drink Speed Energy around the here.
J
  • J
    Jim Beaver
  • May 22, 2012
It's ok to quit..... I was going to kick you a$$ anyway. I'll just throw Dad in it and he'll be faster than you were anyway.
M
  • M
    Mike B.
  • May 22, 2012
See Nasser! There is room in the back of the Hummer for a cooler full of Speed Energy Drinks. Now go get the ice!!!
E
  • E
    erik
  • May 22, 2012
Drive Fast, Take Chances
F
Next time be the roadrunner, no
J
  • J
    Jeff
  • May 22, 2012
DUDE!
you ground me down on the price of this ride.
I, painted it to match you're Offshore race boat.
NO!
I'm not welding a hitch on it for your pet Camel, and theres no more money in your budget for a gun rack.
T
  • T
    Tim French
  • May 22, 2012
My Grandmother drives faster than you.
B
  • B
    breezer1111
  • May 22, 2012
So who are we praying to?
M
  • M
    Moustapha Faye
  • May 22, 2012
Hummer is faster and than Mini and you & me are both wonderful drivers so united we gonna show them that we're the best in this Rally Dakar 2012.
L
  • L
    lance thayer
  • May 22, 2012
Hey bud....like I told you before its my way or the highway....so get your poop together
J
  • J
    John Quinn
  • May 22, 2012
"See that spot? It's the perfect place for a nice big 'S"
M
  • M
    mike
  • May 22, 2012
This is where i get 1 million more to make it run.

Or you walk
J
Nasser, I know your having a bad. Do you want a Hug?
J
Nasser, I know your having a bad day. Do you want a Hug?
R
  • R
    Ronnie T
  • May 22, 2012
But Robby, when you said yours was bigger I thought you were taking about the motor
K
  • K
    Kevin
  • May 22, 2012
Gotta break it to you Nasser... Max is faster than you!
M
  • M
    meredith
  • May 22, 2012
i know you want to drive it like you have wings, but to have real lasting speed, you can only twist it to 5500 rpm.
T
  • T
    Tyler Schmidt
  • May 22, 2012
this is what happens when you don't buy american...
A
You see that, now that is a real motor not a hybrid.
D
  • D
    Danny G.
  • May 22, 2012
I thought you said you were a prince? not that you wanted to act like the artist formerly known as prince?! change that tire and get back out there!
R
  • R
    Robby Olson
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser,

This shows that all your money can buy the tool box, but you have to
use your common sense to use them. Let's mark this one off as "Priceless".
S
  • S
    SuperBuck
  • May 22, 2012
Listen Nas, if you beat ME, Your Fired!!!!
J
  • J
    J.R. Sands
  • May 22, 2012
"First stage and I had it in the bag" "I will not tow you every stage Nasser"...
K
  • K
    Kent Jennings
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser, the engine is back here not in the front, and next time you nock the fan belt off I am going to chock you for real!
T
  • T
    Tommy D
  • May 22, 2012
Ya Nasser thatt girl offered you a huuuummmmer for 100.00. All I have to offer is this Hummer so shut up and drive.
D
  • D
    DesertGuy1
  • May 22, 2012
"It's simple...Nazz, my name is Robby Gordon NOT 'Rob Me More Than'...Don't break my I failed spelling again, understood?!"
R
"Just so you know Orange County Tile switched to MAPEI in support of RGM "
G
"No no, put your suit back on, when I said clean the sand out of your rear end I meant back here"
C
  • C
    craig hoernke
  • May 22, 2012
Pack your bag and go home
C
  • C
    craig hoernke
  • May 22, 2012
MY TRUCK MY RULES!
J
'Don't you understand English you arse. (read my lips)
M
  • M
    Mario G.
  • May 22, 2012
Nasser, I'm trying to be a smart team mate and help you out, but I've already lost two stages because I had to come back for you. Stop Breaking my equipment and lets both get on the podium!
G
you could even break a traxxas
D
So Nasser , have you ever seen Goodfellas ?
T
  • T
    TylerL
  • May 22, 2012
Ok so here's the deal Nassar. You keep talking smack on my car and i just found out your check bounced. So if you don't take the stage win tomorrow, your done. You will never drive a RGM car again. And if you tell anyone about the tire inflation system, then I'm going to take you out at the next Dakar rally and make sure you don't win.
K
  • K
    Karsten
  • May 22, 2012
Listen Nasser, I'm f*****g pissed. I'll make you an offer you can't reject. The next part you break, you'll gonna eat !
W
  • W
    wnbprnnr
  • May 22, 2012
If you ever talk to BJ and Monster again then I'm going to nerf you right there sooo hard that...
T
  • T
    trevor
  • May 22, 2012
So let me get this straight, for 15 goats and 3 bulls I can marry your daughter.
E
  • E
    erick
  • May 22, 2012
don´t look!!!! back >>> someone is traing to write about us something lets ignore dem and lets go for a ride!!!!!!!
B
Mr. Nasser let me tell you a secret on how to win this stage and be on the podium places at the end of this Dakar rally,......................................
T
  • T
    Tyrone
  • May 23, 2012
I think someone needs a hug.
J
  • J
    John Harrington
  • May 23, 2012
Hey Nassar, you want one of my "Kiss My Ass" bumper stickers for your car? I think it would look really good on there.
S
  • S
    Simon
  • May 23, 2012
You bend it, you mend it!
B
  • B
    Brendan Kelly
  • May 23, 2012
Nassar, if you tell those damn french inspectors about the hidden nitrous system, I swear I'll bury you in the desert.
T
  • T
    tj
  • May 23, 2012
"Calm down now, it's not as bad as it looks. Oh wait a minute, yeah it is! Well, there is always barber college!"
A
  • A
    Art Rivera
  • May 23, 2012
I told you to check that muffler bearing.. those things go out all the time..
J
  • J
    john verner
  • May 23, 2012
Robby says "Dude..we have the coolest job in the world, we rock. Do you know why this cameraman is taking pictures of our backs, hmmm star struck i guess."
Nasser says "We do kick ass dont we, but were broken down right now, this doesent look good for our sponsors. Lets not turn around they might just think were pondering what could have went wrong. Ha Ha they will never no."

Robby says " I know we will post a contest and see who can figure out what we are sayin free advertisment. Man im a genius"

Nasser says "ya this is awsome"

Robby says "awsome"
L
  • L
    loozer yuk
  • May 23, 2012
Hey Nasser you can't leave that rockstar decal on the bumper!
B
  • B
    bob shielly
  • May 23, 2012
You screw up just THIS MUCH.... and you be flying a cargo plane Full of rubber DOG poop out of HONG CONG .....
R
Listen here "Asser" if you complain one more time I'm going to drive this thing so far up your ... Just kidding man have a good race.
R
"Bj thinks he's cool because he's into mixed martal arts well i can choke people out just as well as he can"
R
Look here man this thing isn't a traxxas you can't just flip it and crash it into things without some damage.
R
Nasser: now because the steering is on the left does that mean everything else is backwards?

Rob: Haha you have much to learn you'll figure it out. Good luck
R
Quick camera man act like we like each other!!!!!












































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R
T.I.S/nitrous mod didn't work out so well now i have to actually try hard. Damn techs
B
  • B
    bob shielly
  • May 23, 2012
I am NOT going to sit here and blow sunsine up you ass you need to Quit being a whimp and drive damm hummer....
B
sombody needs a hug
J
  • J
    JR